If only Cupid had an automatic rifle instead

[ms_ann_thrope]

Valentines day would be less of a crapshoot.

 

[DemianBiros]

Valentines day would be less of a crapshoot.

AGREE!

 

[RoryN]

Regular exercise and watching one's waistline makes his arrows a little more accurate.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Arrows are so phallic.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

 

[marshalt]

Why? It would just be banned...

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Why? It would just be banned...

Never underestimate the power of the greeting card lobby.

 

[hobbit.]

what about a big fuck off nuclear powered air craft carrier?

 

[eyer]

what about a big fuck off nuclear powered air craft carrier?

Those are quite useful keeping island nations under heel...

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

what about a big fuck off nuclear powered air craft carrier?

I'm not sure even that would get you laid. *smilie* The cruise missile of love.

 

[hobbit.]

Those are quite useful keeping island nations under heel...

I'm not sure even that would get you laid. *smilie* The cruise missile of love.

is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

neither, its an ICMB, and the head is drippin'....

hunter killer subs make good foreplay...

 

[eyer]

is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

neither, its an ICMB, and the head is drippin'....

hunter killer subs make good foreplay...

All d!cks on deck!

The sexy pride of the Islamic Republic of Iran...

...its new, Sina 7:

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

 

[McKenna]

 

[Tryharder62]

Are you looking for a gang bang for Valentine's Day?

 

[hobbit.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CsEZmJh1jc

how was it for you?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CsEZmJh1jc

how was it for you?

They left off the happy ending.

 

[hobbit.]

They left off the happy ending.

the money shot?

 

[thør]

the money shot?

 

[hobbit.]

Argentinians love this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLNyQSg5NAc

 

[hobbit.]

if only NIKE sponsored Cupid...

 

[yevkassem72]

Cupid is such a stooge for the candy makers and florists. He needs to be guillotined.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

if only NIKE sponsored Cupid...

Or General Dymamics.

 

[hobbit.]

Or General Dymamics.

why would NIKE want to sponsor General Dynamics?

 

[yevkassem72]

Sorry, but Cupid is already sponsored by Godiva.