Dillinger
Guerrilla Ontologist
- Joined
- Sep 19, 2000
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"The Caine Mutiny" is a rebellion against sugar.
"Moby Dick" is a John Holmes porn film.
"The Odessa File" is a manicure tool for a blues singer.
"Last Tango In Paris" is about a breakfast drink shortage in France.
"(The Good), The Bad, And The Ugly" is about Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker.
"Field Of Dreams" is about growing poppies.
"Gone With The Wind" is about flatulence.
"Babes In Toyland" is about a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders' visit to Disneyland.
"Animal Crackers" is about redneck wildlife.
"The Hustler" is about the Reverend Al Sharpton.
"The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea" is about Captain Hazelwood.
"Jaws" is about Linda Lovelace.
"A Clockwork Orange" is the really ugly gift you were given last Christmas.
"Plaza Suite" is the hotel room you didn't get on your last business trip.
"Take The Money And Run" is about the IRS.
"Wuthering Heights" is about acid rain.
"Giant" is about Andre.
"Rebel Without A Cause" is about Ralph Nader.
"How The West Was Won" is about the Los Angeles Lakers.
"Cat On A Hot Tin Roof" is the cause of that crying sound you hear at night.
"Saturday Night Fever" is a 24 hour flu.
"Room With A View" is what no one has in Manhattan.
"The Color Of Money" is green.
"Putting On The Ritz" is gaining weight from eating too many crackers
"Moby Dick" is a John Holmes porn film.
"The Odessa File" is a manicure tool for a blues singer.
"Last Tango In Paris" is about a breakfast drink shortage in France.
"(The Good), The Bad, And The Ugly" is about Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker.
"Field Of Dreams" is about growing poppies.
"Gone With The Wind" is about flatulence.
"Babes In Toyland" is about a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders' visit to Disneyland.
"Animal Crackers" is about redneck wildlife.
"The Hustler" is about the Reverend Al Sharpton.
"The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea" is about Captain Hazelwood.
"Jaws" is about Linda Lovelace.
"A Clockwork Orange" is the really ugly gift you were given last Christmas.
"Plaza Suite" is the hotel room you didn't get on your last business trip.
"Take The Money And Run" is about the IRS.
"Wuthering Heights" is about acid rain.
"Giant" is about Andre.
"Rebel Without A Cause" is about Ralph Nader.
"How The West Was Won" is about the Los Angeles Lakers.
"Cat On A Hot Tin Roof" is the cause of that crying sound you hear at night.
"Saturday Night Fever" is a 24 hour flu.
"Room With A View" is what no one has in Manhattan.
"The Color Of Money" is green.
"Putting On The Ritz" is gaining weight from eating too many crackers
