If It All Comes Together

[TonyG]

You went to the bar party, wore you 'I'm hot' outfit, met the hot guy/girl that excited your crotch, had a few to loosen up...now what? The end of the night is coming and you want to hump his/her bones bad. What do you do to make sure it happens? Do you lay good hints? Do you play touchy feely? Do you plant one in his/her mouth and grab the crotch? What do you do to get laid that night?

 

[Rosebud]

Damn Tony....are you horny tonight or what???

 

[Angel]

If it gets that far, I just say so. And if I'm drunk, I say it til I get it

 

[Jade]

tony... just go ask her to fuck and get it over with okay hon?
report back to us in the morning and STOP making threads for gosh sakes!!!

 

[TonyG]

Jade

I'm no where near a bar or drinks or a woman. Just sitting here in work and I felt the board was getting boring. So, about that stripping you almost did...

 

[Jade]

Re: Jade

I'm no where near a bar or drinks or a woman. Just sitting here in work and I felt the board was getting boring. So, about that stripping you almost did...

Okay but it still sounds like you need to get laid honey...

And OMG you actually read that post eh? *blush*

 

[TonyG]

Yes, I read that post and you are right...I won't let you forget it. Of course I can always be bribed to keep silent


Now about getting laid...

 

[CreamyLady]

Tony, in my distant youth -- and when I was a working girl -- I had no trouble in bars. A friend compared me, with perfect truth, to a prize bitch at the sheep trials.

Those days are long past, and I prefer to focus my charm on the deserving. It may be advancing age, but a one night stand coming from a party or bar doesn't do a damned thing for me nowadays.

Besides, I'm thinking of writing my memoirs some day and I don't want to give away all the good stuff.