If I were Lit's VP of Marketing.

[Lancecastor]

I would receive emails for crazy cheap spontaneous last minute weekend airfare and hotel deals in cities halfway between me and a perfectly matched LitBabe...but not for penis lengthening pills.

You?

 

[Mia62]

I would receive emails for great deals on funky new wines along with someone to share them with...but not for losing weight.

 

[Lasher]

Would you to stop making kissy faces at each other.

Ewwww.

 

[Freya]

I would receive emails on instruction in online communications, and finding your perfect match...but not breast enhancing creams.

 

[Guest]

I would ban all unsolicited e-mails. BAH!

 

[bknight2602]

I would receive emails for crazy cheap spontaneous last minute weekend airfare and hotel deals in cities halfway between me and a perfectly matched LitBabe...but not for penis lengthening pills.

You?

Now that sounds like a damn fine idea.

 

[Lancecastor]

There would also be T-shirts sent every 5,000 posts.

 

[Lancecastor]

And group rate Lit "Conventions" 4 times a year in Vegas, NYC, Miami and Toronto.

 

[Lancecastor]

And of course, once a year in Amsterdam.

 

[Guest]

And group rate Lit "Conventions" 4 times a year in Vegas, NYC, Miami and Toronto.

Seattle?

 

[bknight2602]

Seattle?

That sounds like a good place to visit.

 

[Lancecastor]

And connections to print publishing/script deals annually in a range of Lit categories.

 

[perks]

frequent flyer miles for everyone with the name perky_baby...

I would not get laurel's PMs.

 

[Guest]

It sound like heaven on earth Lance. When can you start?

 

[bknight2602]

It sound like heaven on earth Lance. When can you start?

LMAO It in a dream place called nowhere!

 

[Lancecastor]

It sound like heaven on earth Lance. When can you start?

Well, I'm not cheap, having won awards for this stuff, but if I'm being paid in Euros (Yankeebux are soooo passe) we can talk.

There should also be an IM platform integrated into the interface and a floating palette for Ignore/Buddy lists and a huge catalog of AV's and free Webcams after 5,000 posts.

And we should know whaich Admin features the Mods get (IP logs, etc) and Mods should not be Posters.

There's more, like credit card instant purchase accounts for the Nipple Clamp of the Month Club and such, but send the contract offer and we'll talk more.

Lance