If I were a carpenter, and you were a lady, would you...

[LukkyKnight]

...ignore my hypothetical questions, or marry me anyway?

 

[Frimost]

since you asked

Naw, if I were a woman I would be a total slut and keep or relationship strictly to a booty-call kind of thing.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I would build a house and call it first post mannor then burn it to the ground!!!

 

[LukkyKnight]

I would build a house and call it first post mannor then burn it to the ground!!!

You're adrift in the freaken Sargasso Sea, aren't you?

 

[cybergirly]

I'd be your baby...

 

[MizTabby]

...ignore my hypothetical questions, or marry me anyway?

If only ...

 

[LukkyKnight]

~LOL~

Good to see who resonates to the line...

 

[calypso_21]

...ignore my hypothetical questions, or marry me anyway?

LMAO I haven't heard this song in ages!! It's my friend's wedding song.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

hmm tought question

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I got a CD of Simon and Garfunkel the other day. My records were worn out ages ago. I had fogotten just how good a writer Simon was.

 

[WhiteRose]

I have a thing for men in tool belts who are good with their hands.

 

[LukkyKnight]

So, WhiteRose, sort of the Tim the Toolman Taylor types, then?

 

[wizbit9]

I got a CD of Simon and Garfunkel the other day. My records were worn out ages ago. I had fogotten just how good a writer Simon was.

paul simon/ graceland track 4 i know what i know

fab

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

I might hang out with you for a bit, but I wouldn't marry you, Bub. Although I do have a thing for carpenters.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Well, I've checked my coat, and my inhibitions, so if you want to check my stamina um.... well, you'll have to show me where the stamina-check girl works.

In my mind I can still hear Joan Baez singing this on an album from the 60s. My memory seems better this morning...

If I were a miller
With a mill wheel grinding...

 

[Guest]

If you were a carpenter and I was your lady...

 

[Saint Peter]

If you were a carpenter I would have you fix the front door that keeps shutting itself no matter how many times I open it. And I would prepare myself to part with half a weeks pay.

 

[MissTaken]

Geesh!

I have plenty for a carpenter to do and am not always a lady.

There are times a lady knows when not to be a lady.


In either case,

I know I don't need to answer the innocent query!


And, I remember Johnny Cash and June Carter singing this one

OH, and me!

 

[tswyk]

Hmmmm.......not feeling very "lady-like" today - Sorry!


NOT!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Now ladies, it doesn't say lady-like, or "feeling" like one, it's a much simpler line of inquiry - you're thinking too hard.

 

[cutie pie]

Oh, Mr. Carpenter Man!! I need a screw. Can you help me?

 

[Guest]

 

[WhiteRose]

So, WhiteRose, sort of the Tim the Toolman Taylor types, then?

Y-yes he's a cutie. But who could afford the health or house insurance after he destroys it in the quest for MORE POWER and ends up in the hospital?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Good with screws...

...some alcoholic beverages, soft music, candle light and a huge platter of fruit. Then for dessert, a shower!

Oh that sounds perfect.