If I wasn't a vegitarian I'd stick a mustardy hotdog in my puss...

[Starfish]

Man, I need new batteries.

 

[Purple Haze]

How about a hot curly weenie?

Weenie, weenie, weenie...

 

[Starfish]

Only if it is made from man meat, or soy.

Can I have that with curly fries too?


fries, fries, fries...

 

[Dillinger]

If I wasn't a mustardy hot dog I'd stick a vegetarian up Starfish's puss

Someone get her some new batteries?

 

[Purple Haze]

I've got a better idea!

 

[Smiley777]

How about a freshly knitted dick with vibrating yarn?

 

[Guest]

I couldn't do that

 

[Harbinger]

How 'bout a nice tofu kielbasa with organic mustard? They always go down easy.

 

[Guest]

new batteries

Here's an idea, exchange your battery powered toy in for a new and improved, "NITRO POWERED" Toy, attitude comes without an extra cost...

I am feeling your pain, in a male type way

 

[Starfish]

PH's, or Harbi's ideas are my first choices.

The knitted dick is a little freaky, but I enjoy the sentiment, cause it's been so long since I've thought about getting knitted dicking.
One time, I wrapped Irie's cock in satin ribbon really well and then fucked him. Does that count even if it felt odd?

He couldn't cum until I untied him. MUaHAHAHAHA...


hem.

 

[Guest]

 

[weed]

PH's, or Harbi's ideas are my first choices.

The knitted dick is a little freaky, but I enjoy the sentiment, cause it's been so long since I've thought about getting knitted dicking.
One time, I wrapped Irie's cock in satin ribbon really well and then fucked him. Does that count even if it felt odd?

He couldn't cum until I untied him. MUaHAHAHAHA...


hem.

I've done that...but just around the base....with the knot at the top

To cover the whole thing though

Wow....you're some woman....I can tell by the horn

 

[weed]

Oh, jeez....or is that an ear?

 

[Guest]

I auctioned off my dick to Siren last month. Maybe she can lend it to you?

I still have my tongue at least...

 

[bad kitty]

I auctioned off my dick to Siren last month. Maybe she can lend it to you?

I still have my tongue at least...

Heh, I outbid her, but you never came back to declare the auction final

 

[onewingedangel]

Trust me from strange experiences with a previous girlfriend, some condiments sting.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

No ketchup/catsup please.

 

[Booty Bandit]

Vegitarian


old Indian word for lousy hunter !

 

[asenath]

Fuck yourself with a carrot.

I was planning on playing with a carrot the other day, but I ended up eating it.

 

[Starfish]

Irie?

is that a guys name? thats a fucking cool name, is it short for something?

Irie is my husband's screen name here at lit, even though he never posts.

It is a Rastafarian term meaning "Nice", "Cool" or "Good".

That isn't a direct translation. It is applicable more to your state of mind than anything.

Often you'll hear it used like... "Irie I." Meaning "I am well in the spirit, and mind."

 

[sigh]

Mustard? In your puss?

I don't know, hon, that sounds like it might be a bit...um...intense. (I'm imagining a rather frightful burning sensation.)

And if you're going to to a hot dog, at least do a Ball Park Frank. They plump when you cook 'em, you know.

 

[glamorilla]

you can always throw out the line

"the only kind of meat i eat breathes baby"

into a conversation with someone you wanna play with when discussing the particulars of your diet.

then wink at him.

like if i was a vegetarian i would but i know i eat meat...

 

[Starfish]

LMAO sigh and glam...

Yes!

But what about getting in trouble for saying something about a child in a sexual inuendo?



I might get banished.

 

[bad kitty]

you can always throw out the line

"the only kind of meat i eat breathes baby"

I have used that line before

 

[fgarvb1]

I remember on time when i had some spicy cajan potato chips.

They had only recently hit the makert around here.

My girlfreind at the time was teasing me so i rubbed my hands clean on a bath towel, yanked off my clothes and joined her in bed.

She was not amused! (i didn't know she could cuss like that.)