If I was on a date with HH

[Mike_Yates]

This would never happen in real life, but hypothetically, if I was on a date with Heathyr Hoffman at a fancy restaurant, what discussion topics do you think would most interest her?

 

[Queersetti]

Directions to the nearest exit.

 

[Aquagal]

Another date?

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Directions to the nearest exit.

Ok. I laughed.

 

[phrodeau]

You could probably sustain a conversation on the topic of Heathyr Hoffman.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

You forgot these other topics that she'd be interested in:

1) How to get out of a locked trunk.

2) Different methods to remove restraints.

3) Self-defense techniques to resist being kidnapped.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Ok. I laughed.

Yeah me too.

 

[Misshotndeep]

You forgot these other topics that she'd be interested in:

1) How to get out of a locked trunk.

2) Different methods to remove restraints.

3) Self-defense techniques to resist being kidnapped.

I actually laughed out loud.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I actually laughed out loud.

Who cares?

 

[Misshotndeep]

Who cares?

Awe don't get pissy pookie bear. I am sure someone will be along to change your nappie shortly.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Awe don't get pissy pookie bear. I am sure someone will be along to change your nappie shortly.

Pookie bear? I would shoot the shit out of someone if they ever call me pookie bear.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Pookie bear? I would shoot the shit out of someone if they ever call me pookie bear.

Rofl. Are now and forever pookie bear!

 

[smoothg103rd]

Rofl. Are now and forever pookie bear!

How old are you?

 

[Misshotndeep]

How old are you?

Old enough to know you are only good for one thing... And it has nothing to do with what's in your pants. Rofl..pookie bear.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Old enough to know you are only good for one thing... And it has nothing to do with what's in your pants. Rofl..pookie bear.

You're so right, I'm not good at that, I'm great at it.

But just to cure my curiosity, what is the one thing you think I'm good at?

 

[Misshotndeep]

You're so right, I'm not good at that, I'm great at it.

But just to cure my curiosity, what is the one thing you think I'm good at?

Besides exagerating. Being my bitch! Rofl. I can piss you off in an instance. Have you jumping though hoopes long as i want. I told you before. Your entertaining. You got all pissy and proved me right. It's ok pookie bear. I know your angry and confussed. Your my favorite lit toy. Always here. Never dull. Rofl

 

[smoothg103rd]

Besides exagerating. Being my bitch! Rofl. I can piss you off in an instance. Have you jumping though hoopes long as i want. I told you before. Your entertaining. You got all pissy and proved me right. It's ok pookie bear. I know your angry and confussed. Your my favorite lit toy. Always here. Never dull. Rofl

Bitch, I'm nobodies bitch. And I ain't ya fucking toy. I'm not angry in the slightest. My demeanor is real clam right about now. I know my posts read aggression, but that's only because I am a aggressive person. And the only hoops you would have me jumping through, is if I were to slam dunk in that pussy. Until then, I ain't jumping through shit.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Bitch, I'm nobodies bitch. And I ain't ya fucking toy. I'm not angry in the slightest. My demeanor is real clam right about now. I know my posts read aggression, but that's only because I am a aggressive person. And the only hoops you would have me jumping through, is if I were to slam dunk in that pussy. Until then, I ain't jumping through shit.

Lmfao....

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Wow, she just clowned the hell out of you.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Wow, she just clowned the hell out of you.

She just talking because she got lips, or typing because she have fingers. If I were to give her this stick, that would quickly change to yes daddy, no daddy.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Lmfao....

https://youtu.be/ug8Hsh4V3ac

 

[Misshotndeep]

This is my favorite part where he claims his dick is sooo good it would make me respect him. Lmfao. It's so comical. He doesn't get that only inmature unsure idiots get whipped by sex. He is young so i let his miss understanding slide. But man it's funny.

 

[smoothg103rd]

This is my favorite part where he claims his dick is sooo good it would make me respect him. Lmfao. It's so comical. He doesn't get that only inmature unsure idiots get whipped by sex. He is young so i let his miss understanding slide. But man it's funny.

This dick really is that good tho.

 

[Misshotndeep]

This dick really is that good tho.

Also, a man that's good in bed has no reason to brag. It precedes him. Women talk. No one here has said shit about you. Well other than how ignorant you are and full of your self. Oh and your my bitch pookie bear. Lmao

 

[smoothg103rd]

Also, a man that's good in bed has no reason to brag. It precedes him. Women talk. No one here has said shit about you. Well other than how ignorant you are and full of your self. Oh and your my bitch pookie bear. Lmao

That's because I haven't fucked anyone here. And probably never will. So why not let my lit ladies know how good this dick is?

I'll be your bitch behind this computer screen, but if we were in the same room, you would be mines. Know that.