If I was born with a pussy

[Picaso078]

If I were born with a pussy, my fetishes and desires would g all the attention I wanted but because I have a dick I'm just a horney fucking bastard. Guys get such a raw deal. Where are all the outgoing women who just don't give a shit?

 

[jacktar48]

Ask your sister.

 

[Aamazing1]

If I were born with a pussy, my fetishes and desires would g all the attention I wanted but because I have a dick I'm just a horney fucking bastard. Guys get such a raw deal. Where are all the outgoing women who just don't give a shit?

Get over it.
If I was born with a dick I'd get a pay raise.

 

[Aamazing1]

Ask your sister.

Lmao.

 

[Ropebunny]

Get over it.
If I was born with a dick I'd get a pay raise.

Yes, this.

But really, this has nothing to do with BDSM, or anything for that matter. Next time you want to have a whine about how women aren't beating down your door to fulfil your fetish solely because you have a penis take it to the General Board. They will be a lot more sympathetic.

 

[Aamazing1]

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[MeekMe]

If I were born with a pussy...

Aw, you'd have a best friend for life! One that would cuddle with you and help keep you clean, it'd probably share its food, too!

Pussies are the best! (=^ェ^=) So cute and cuddly!

>* ))))>< A treat for the best pussies.

 

[Stella_Omega]

If I were born with a pussy, my fetishes and desires would g all the attention I wanted but because I have a dick I'm just a horney fucking bastard. Guys get such a raw deal. Where are all the outgoing women who just don't give a shit?

They're on fetlife. But I have to warn you, you're going to need to bring a lot to the table. Because not giving a shit usually ends up shitty.

 

[KoPilot]

Haha it's funny because the OP is actually serious

http://media.tumblr.com/1d1575dd1fc1b6c4920569f67c6d44ed/tumblr_inline_mok3fuKcHX1qz4rgp.gif

 

[Stella_Omega]

yeah, it's pretty frustrating.

I'm in a privileged position because I get treated like a butch dyke, and I get to play with a lot of ladies-- sometimes for their very first time, or for an xperiment in bicuriousness. But the not giving a shit is usually a one time only proposition. After that that first flush of lust and curiosity is quelled, we tend to start assessing for future partnerships, and I'm not that.

 

[AmphetamineObama420]

If I were born with a pussy, my fetishes and desires would g all the attention I wanted but because I have a dick I'm just a horney fucking bastard. Guys get such a raw deal. Where are all the outgoing women who just don't give a shit?

I'm right here and I love dick as much as you love pussy!

 

[4yourpleasureiam]

If I were born with a pussy, my fetishes and desires would g all the attention I wanted but because I have a dick I'm just a horney fucking bastard. Guys get such a raw deal. Where are all the outgoing women who just don't give a shit?

I read your other two posts. There are so many more women here than men that your approach is bound to go unnoticed and your approach is well-- lets just say probably not going to cut it. Why not go to the male threads and content yourself with a man kneeling before you.

 

[AmphetamineObama420]

I read your other two posts. There are so many more women here than men that your approach is bound to go unnoticed and your approach is well-- lets just say probably not going to cut it. Why not go to the male threads and content yourself with a man kneeling before you.

This guy speaks the truth.


A warm mouth is a warm mouth.

 

[Picaso078]

Ha

This is exactly what I expected from such a post. I admit some alcohol was involved in the writing of original post. Replies are awesome, thanks for the laughs!

 

[midwestyankee]

Sweet Jeebus on a pogo stick. Some people couldn't empty a full boot if the instructions were printed on the sole.

 

[Jenny_4]

Get over it.
If I was born with a dick I'd get a pay raise.

LOL!

It's true. Women have always made less than men for the same job. Not only were we born with less physical strength as a gender we make less money. I do see change ahead. Women are being put in more power positions. In 100 years, if we haven't blown ourselves up, women may actually control half the financial resources.

 

[MeltformySir]

As a detective in search of internet asshats, I like posts like this, because it clearly lets me know which side of the asshat coin the OP is on. That knowledge can be helpful at times. (Similar to the "better to remain silent and let others wonder if you're an asshat, rather that opening your mouth and removing all doubt....")

 

[endlesswhimsy]

The sad thing is, I really do understand the frustration of being in a crowd and wanting to stand out but not. I'm introverted, and generally tire quickly of conversation with most people (literally, they wear me out and I want to go somewhere to be alone and read) -- a reason why I never did well at parties, bars or clubs. So I get that!

But keep in mind (this goes to anyone, not just the OP) that there is way more at work in a social situation than just feeling like you're a fly on the wall amongst a bunch of butterflies. If you're incapable of reading a situation between people or seeing that your behavior is off-putting, then you're going to have a rough time. Moreso if you're incapable of trying different approaches or modifying your behavior to get what you want.

Some people are recalcitrant assholes who aren't going to change (one of my good male friends is one of those. He amuses me, and I enjoy his company, but there is no way in hell I would ever in a million years date him). Doesn't mean you're doomed, just means you have a narrower field of reciprocal people, which means you're going to have to search longer and harder. In the meantime, if you're not getting the responses you want it's time to do some lurking, observing, and testing of the field. Basic social stuff, man. Good luck!

 

[Stella_Omega]

As a detective in search of internet asshats, I like posts like this, because it clearly lets me know which side of the asshat coin the OP is on. That knowledge can be helpful at times. (Similar to the "better to remain silent and let others wonder if you're an asshat, rather that opening your mouth and removing all doubt....")

Oddly enough, not really. I've been in his place. The sweetest bonobo will get cranky surrounded by puritan uptight chimps (And isn't it funny how we talk about bonobos and how wonderful they are with their sex for fun and social glue, but we deride the same mindset in our fellow human beings?).

It's not the chimps fault either, mind you.

 

[KoPilot]

I'd hang myself if I lived in a bonobo-like society. For seriously.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'd hang myself if I lived in a bonobo-like society. For seriously.

You don't have to. And I'm grateful, because I would totally hate it if you hung yourself, and I bet you would too.

I'd go to bonobo parties though. I'm trying to set one up right now, all female-leaning people, a sort of same sex gangbang. The dynamics could be so fascinating...

 

[KoPilot]

You don't have to. And I'm grateful, because I would totally hate it if you hung yourself, and I bet you would too.

I'd go to bonobo parties though. I'm trying to set one up right now, all female-leaning people, a sort of same sex gangbang. The dynamics could be so fascinating...

Thanks Stella, and you know how I roll. Private bonobo parties up the wazoo, I don't care. Go for it!

But there are quite a number of us who are decidedly proud of our prudishness out in the world.

 

[MeltformySir]

Oddly enough, not really. I've been in his place. The sweetest bonobo will get cranky surrounded by puritan uptight chimps (And isn't it funny how we talk about bonobos and how wonderful they are with their sex for fun and social glue, but we deride the same mindset in our fellow human beings?).

It's not the chimps fault either, mind you.

Funny, I just finished reading Our Inner Ape. Lots of good info about how we humans tend to subjugate our desires to fit in socially, while the chimps don't really give a shit and the bonobos just say fuck it and...well, fuck. lol

 

[MeltformySir]

Every time I see the title of this thread I want to respond to say "If I was born with a pussy I'd.....

-get to have yeast infections
-get to spend tons of money on tampons and pads and new underwear and stain remover sticks
-get to have massive, painful cramps on a regular basis
-get treated as less than by some of the population
-get treated as an object by some of the population
-have to wear uncomfortable instruments of torture aka "brassieres"
-be teased for natural things like having nipples that get hard sometimes. ('pencil tits!')
-have to learn to put on eyeliner. WTF? Sadist much, Mr. Max Factor??
-get to go through uncomfortable symptoms in order to find relief from the monthly discomfort
-etc etc etc.

 

[Stella_Omega]

also, UTI's any time you get a little bit too frisky.
And the lack of a poky thingy.