If I walked into a door in a crowded room and fell naked to the floor...

[SweetCherry]

Would you call your friends and fuck me silly?



Sorry, I just plain couldn't resist. It was screaming to be done. All these thread topics keep getting jumbled together in my head and I'm beyond the point where I can control my silliness tonite.

 

[ExLimey]

with a bagel?




I know, I know. I'm not helping

 

[SweetCherry]

with a bagel?




I know, I know. I'm not helping

LMAO

OK, I've had too much iced cappacino. I see this now. Too much of that stuff is WAY bad for me.

 

[Wiggles]

*If* I was a guy, I'd say "I'd try to soften your fall, with my, you know..."

Good thing I'm not. I'd be quite the pervert.

 

[SweetCherry]

*If* I was a guy, I'd say "I'd try to soften your fall, with my, you know..."

Good thing I'm not. I'd be quite the pervert.

You mean you're NOT a pervert?



Damn, I had you pegged ALL wrong then.

 

[Rambrat]

Would you call your friends and fuck me silly?



Sorry, I just plain couldn't resist. It was screaming to be done. All these thread topics keep getting jumbled together in my head and I'm beyond the point where I can control my silliness tonite.

I wouldn't invite any friends...

 

[SweetCherry]

Re: Re: If I walked into a door in a crowded room and fell naked to the floor...

I wouldn't invite any friends...

There's a pervert for ya!

 

[Wiggles]

You mean you're NOT a pervert?



Damn, I had you pegged ALL wrong then.

Still a pervert, but I'm female so I'm a little bit smoother about it.

It's sort of a finesse, you know?

 

[SweetCherry]

Ah, yes. We women can sometimes be perverted with tact. We can pull of a look that when guys try to mimic it, it looks like a lounge lizard in heat more times than not.

 

[cumman]

I would jump on top of you and fuck you like you've never been fucked.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Ah, yes. We women can sometimes be perverted with tact. We can pull of a look that when guys try to mimic it, it looks like a lounge lizard in heat more times than not.

I resemeble that remark.

 

[SweetCherry]

I would jump on top of you and fuck you like you've never been fucked.

But Camman, you're a virgin. Would you know what to do?

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: Re: If I walked into a door in a crowded room and fell naked to the floor...

There's a pervert for ya!

I wasn't finished

...then I'd cover you up and apply a cold rag to your head....make sure you're okay....

 

[SweetCherry]

I resemeble that remark.

I knew that was you at the bar a couple weeks ago! Nice leisure suit, by the way. I also see yyou invested in the "Mr' T accessory package" from the Home Shopping Channel.

Nice touch.

 

[SweetCherry]

Re: Re: Re: Re: If I walked into a door in a crowded room and fell naked to the floor...

I wasn't finished

...then I'd cover you up and apply a cold rag to your head....make sure you're okay....

Ah, always the gentlman, eh Rambrat?

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: If I walked into a door in a crowded room and fell naked to the f

Ah, always the gentlman, eh Rambrat?

always...

 

[LukkyKnight]

I knew that was you at the bar a couple weeks ago! Nice leisure suit, by the way. I also see yyou invested in the "Mr' T accessory package" from the Home Shopping Channel.

Actually, no, the accesories were a bonus included when I bought the all new "Toilet Paper Keeper" which is a really cool spring that keeps the rolls from unwinding in an unsightly mess, then plays a little audio reminder from this chip imbedded inside the keeper that says "put the lid down."

Is that cool or what?

 

[SweetCherry]

Actually, no, the accesories were a bonus included when I bought the all new "Toilet Paper Keeper" which is a really cool spring that keeps the rolls from unwinding in an unsightly mess, then plays a little audio reminder from this chip imbedded inside the keeper that says "put the lid down."

Is that cool or what?

LMAO

This is NOT helping me get rid of my giggles. I should be sleeping by now, but that damned cappacino is gonna have me awake and silly for hours yet, I think. Damn it all!

Feel free to ignore my strange behavior. I'm sure tomorrow I'll be back to my normal "lurking" self and be able to pass unnoticed thru the hallowed halls of Lit once again.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Did I mention I got three for only $49.95, plus the Mr.T. Accessories thrown in free?

 

[SweetCherry]

Did I mention I got three for only $49.95, plus the Mr.T. Accessories thrown in free?

Now that's a wise shopper for you!

I wanna know how much you paid for that leisure suit tho. Lime green is SO your color.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I forget - I've had it since 1973. I knew the color would come back.

 

[SweetCherry]

Ah yes. 1973. A good year. I was born then.



Thank god disco died before I was old enough to understand it.

 

[#1tankcomander]

Not so good of a year.......

for me, Nam bound, scared shitless. At least I had my dog for company, he understood me!

 

[SweetCherry]

Re: Not so good of a year.......

for me, Nam bound, scared shitless. At least I had my dog for company, he understood me!

Ah, very true, tank. I did my senior year term paper on that very subject. Got a fairly good grade on it, remarkably enough. Then again, I spent hours and hours at the library doing research.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Sweet Cherry darlin I would do the most sexy things to you laying there... Draco and Thumbs could watch and cheer us on.