If I told you that you were sexy, would you hold it against me?

[DeltaRose]

This has worked every time! You men are so easy sometimes.

I've gone up to a guy and said, " I'm happily married but I just had to tell you that you have the most amazing blue eyes I ever seen." Then walk away.


Talking about easy, I let myself be picked up with, "Would you like fries with that shake?" It showed his sense of humour.

 

[Cyra_3]

Somebody once called me divine and I almost melted. Mmmmmmmm.

 

[Siren]

 

[Siren]

 

[Tinman]

My best (and most successful "pickup") wasn't with even a line. I had gone to the men's room at a restaurant, and both men's and women's rooms were down a little hallway back of a door that opened off the main foyer. As I was leaving, the door opened inward and a really beautiful brunette walked through.

I just stopped, opened my eyes wide, and slammed myself back into the wall to make room for her to pass. She started giggling, dropped her purse, I picked it up and handed it to her and stuttered some dumb thing like "Hi, my name's Jim could I please have your phone number 'cause I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world that I've ever seen ..." rambling splatter-dash on and on for about five minutes. When I finally stopped for breath, she was cracking up, and went on to do her business.

Later, back in the restaurant, I went to her table (she was with two GFs) to apologize, we started talking a little more sanely, and wound up dating for several weeks before she moved to Atlanta.

 

[Weird Harold]

Originally posted by siren:
Ah Geeze, I can't believe I posted this wrong...
It is suppose to say "If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

Actually, I believe the song title is "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me."

I've never had much luck with pickup lines. What little success I did have was with lines that were mis-stated.

Pathetic efforts seem to draw sympathy, and I'm not averse to accepting a 'pity fuck.' <G>

 

[CreamyLady]

In my younger days, when I would go to a club or bar, I didn't bother with a line. Body and eye contact, listening to what he was saying, and a certain isolation from the others always worked.

A friend told me I reminded her of prize bitch at the sheep trials, but she was a good friend and I didn't bite her.

The best line used on me, however, was a gentleman who came over to me one evening and told me, with great sincerity, that I had fantastic breasts.

Hey -- they are ordinary breasts, and there were certainly more outstanding ones around that evening, but what could I do?

We went to my place, so he could see for himself.

 

[Rendezvous4Sex]

It seems the ridicule I was getting on one of my threads could be given right back here about pick up lines. Something like if you need a pick up line you must be desperate? Hey whatever happened to you look like someone I would like to get to know better? R4S

 

[Siren]

 

[Tinman]

Yo, R4S, you used a pickup line on your other thread that I'd not heard for a long, long time: "Let's go have a soda ... " and then there was something about sheet-ripping sex and I liked that part better. Now don't get up tight. I'm NOT pickin' on ya, man. I really liked that line and may use it one day, so grin with us