If I ruled the world...

[daystate]

...then I would....
What would you do?The first one to say world peace or end poverty is on the shit list.

 

[Crankbait88]

People who push to get on the elevator before those on it get off, shall be beaten with bamboo sticks all along their shins.

 

[daystate]

People who push to get on the elevator before those on it get off, shall be beaten with bamboo sticks all along their shins.

Ouch.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Kick someone’s ass until they cure cancer.

 

[Treeview]

Drive slooooowww in the fast lane and I'll bump you out of the way! Move aside!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Drive slooooowww in the fast lane. Move aside!

Kick his ass for driving slow in the ticket lane.

 

[Taegul]

In true dictatorial fashion, all stop lights will instantly turn green for me everywhere I go.

 

[RachelPost]

I would BAN self-check out lanes.

 

[n8Romantic]

I would require people to sit down and enjoy a bowl of ice cream together, before they argue.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Not allow neighbors to rat you out to city services when your sprinkler head breaks, something out of your control.

 

[daystate]

Insist women wear high heels all of the time.

 

[StillRain]

Insist women wear high heels all of the time.

Even while they make your sandwiches?

Fuck right off.

 

[daystate]

Even while they make your sandwiches?

Fuck right off.

Absolutely.
I'd never thought of that.
Also whike they fetch my slippers

 

[StillRain]

I’m certain thinking isn’t in your wheel house.

 

[daystate]

I’m certain thinking isn’t in your wheel house.

My thoughts are very eclectic.
Controversially they are also non judgemental of everyone elses views and likes.

 

[StillRain]

My thoughts are very eclectic.
Controversially they are also non judgemental of everyone elses views and likes.

Such a wild and diverse array of thoughts and 100 heels is the best idea you have.

Casual misogyny is what you’ve got. it’s okay. You’re allowed. I’ll sure as hell judge it though.

 

[n8Romantic]

I would make peoples nose grow, like Pinocchio’s, when they tell lies. It would be painfully sensitive as well to prevent the lying fucks from getting any sexual gratification from growing snout.

 

[daystate]

Such a wild and diverse array of thoughts and 100 heels is the best idea you have.

Casual misogyny is what you’ve got. it’s okay. You’re allowed. I’ll sure as hell judge it though.

But but but...I rule the world.
I can do as I please.

 

[PoppyCoks]

I would make men wear high heels with white socks 100% of the time

 

[Bry1313]

Two chicks at once

 

[Taegul]

I would ban all HOAs. Forever.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Have men with misogynistic thoughts wearing toe shoes 24/7.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I would ban all HOAs. Forever.

I freaking hate HOAs. I did have a neighbor do something this week that made me wonder, just for a minute, if an HOA would be worth it to prevent major asshattery. I don’t think the sacrifice would be worth it, but I did think about it…

 

[PicassosPleasure]

I freaking hate HOAs. I did have a neighbor do something this week that made me wonder, just for a minute, if an HOA would be worth it to prevent major asshattery. I don’t think the sacrifice would be worth it, but I did think about it…

I live in an HOA, and not realizing it when I bought my house, my neighbor works on his pickup truck incessantly. Because it's his own vehicle, the CC&Rs don't prohibit it. So, HOAs don't protect you against all "asshattery."

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I live in an HOA, and not realizing it when I bought my house, my neighbor works on his pickup truck incessantly. Because it's his own vehicle, the CC&Rs don't prohibit it. So, HOAs don't protect you against all "asshattery."

Oh, I’m pretty sure this one would have been stopped. The police visited them to ask them to consider other options in the future based on the number of calls to the non-emergency number asking for them to intervene.