If *I* Ruled the planet

[Aquila]

My legions of loyal storm trooper chiauauas would parade the streets in full military regalia and pomp, insureing the peace through ever present threat of an ankle biting.

Public floggins would be a valid exercise of punitive power used by the judicial system.

SpiceCake would be my loyal Concubine.

I would have these #$#)** scars fixed.

Death sentences would be cheap, 1 bullet 1 gun

Laws would be few, but unforgiving

Women would not be allowed to beat themselves up over looking like barbie anymore.

Laughter would bounce through the streets as children where no longer afraid to play in parks and alleys.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

My legions of loyal storm trooper chiauauas would parade the streets in full military regalia and pomp, insureing the peace through ever present threat of an ankle biting.

Public floggins would be a valid exercise of punitive power used by the judicial system.

SpiceCake would be my loyal Concubine.

I would have these #$#)** scars fixed.

Death sentences would be cheap, 1 bullet 1 gun

Laws would be few, but unforgiving

Women would not be allowed to beat themselves up over looking like barbie anymore.

Laughter would bounce through the streets as children where no longer afraid to play in parks and alleys.

You almost sound like Pol Pot

 

[Aquila]

Re: Re: If *I* Ruled the planet

You almost sound like Pol Pot

I didnt say anything about mass murder.

 

[islandman]

1) women would be allowed to wear only sarongs. a see-thru top is permissible in the winter -

2) men would wear boxers only, or see-thru clothes in the winter - I'm an equal opportunity dictator.

3) All men, except for me, would be fitted with a cock-ring with electrodes. Women would have a remote to activate the cock-rings. This is done in case guys get out of hand oogling. Unnecessary use of the remote will result in the woman serving the man for the period of one month in any capacity he chooses.

4) I could have any woman I want, no questions asked.


the end.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Could you get the Chihuahua-Yeti to stay off the couch? It's new.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Methinks yon Islandman hath slipped his nut.

I shall summon a horde of Lit harpies to tear him limb from limb.

I, on the other hand, would rule the world by serving all the lovely women as their love slave.

 

[RastaPope]

1) No more than 1 appeal.

2) Favor the victim. Families choose the punishment.

3)Very tough immigration policies.

4)All sports must be on their own special sportsy networks.

5)More ninjas.

6)Year round elementary-high school.

7)Children-free movie theatres.

8)Sex-bots. It's all about sex-bots.