If I put a tattoo on my hand...

[Dixon Carter Lee]

...will jerking off be edgier?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

...will jerking off be edgier?

I suppose it depends on what the tattoo is and which hand you use.

 

[BB4evah]

...will jerking off be edgier?

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/10/1d/ba/101dba6e29a19083aa4aea2a0f43f921--text-quotes-random-quotes.jpg

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

Holy shit! It's DCL.

I feel like I just saw Elvis!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Where? Love that guy.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

Where? Love that guy.

Me, too!

 

[raindancer]

Yes! Send me the photo for verification!

 

[pink]

Where? Love that guy.

Ditto. Heard he died.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yes! Send me the photo for verification!

http://letsrv-cdn1.appxtreme.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Mysterious-man-Fotolia-640x330.jpg

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Ditto. Heard he died.

Not 'til I see flying cars and floating cities on Mars.

 

[Sean]

Holy fuck, DCL. AJ is going to be so pleased!

 

[butters]

...will jerking off be edgier?

yes! go with this one!

but this made me laugh
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/442755568403742720/e79LN-od.jpeg

 

[raindancer]

I don't see a penis or a tattoo in that pic!

 

[butters]

how about this, then? http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Bad-Tattoos-Tug-Life-Penis.jpg

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

how about this, then? http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Bad-Tattoos-Tug-Life-Penis.jpg

Ahahahahaha! Tug life is my favorite so far.

 

[Saint Peter]

Holy fuck, DCL. AJ is going to be so pleased!

But but but

Patty!

 

[butters]

mind the edge

 

[LincolnDuncan]

...will jerking off be edgier?

Lenny Bruce lives!

 

[lovetoread]

i dunno if i can believe that this is the real dcl

 

[Saint Peter]

i dunno if i can believe that this is the real dcl

Only if they got wifi at the nursing home.

 

[neci]

...will jerking off be edgier?

only if you post it on the youtube.

 

[Hypoxia]

For edge there are always razor blades.

 

[OldJourno]

...will jerking off be edgier?

Almost like being unfaithful.

 

[Pairaclities]

Saw a dude with a tattoo of an outline of the state of Texas between his thumb and forefinger.
I asked him why he put that tattoo there.
He said when he grabs his cock to jerk-off he is reminded that everything is bigger in Texas!

 

[Hypoxia]

I always wanted to be Lucky Starr, Space Ranger, but obvious problems kept me away. Anyway, he identified himself by flashing his Space Ranger tattoo, a vivid sunburst on his left wrist... that was invisible until he willed it to appear.

Chip Delaney wrote stories of a future where (among other things) body mods ran to electric lights set in the skin and beyond, full-body chormasphere, and fire-breathing dragons to pop-up from your shoulder, very handy for lighting cigarettes. Tattoos? Trivial.

A tattoo on your hand. That's nice. Pretty retro now.

Grandpa had one of those, a fat black-widow spider. He smuggled booze from Windsor CAN to Detroit USA during Prohibition and was never caught. Grandma hid gallon bottles under her long skirts when they drove their Model T across the border. She didn't talk about (or show) her tattoos. Just as well. She collected turtles. Don't think about where a turtle tattoo would go.