If I had my very own 00Syd....
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rosco rathbone
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If I had my own Syd doll, I'd have it in an Emma Peel suit, riding shotgun in my coffin shaped hearse, blasting The Swinging Neckbreakers.
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If I had my very own 00Syd right now I'd be dragging her out to have lunch with some friends.
What would you be doing if you had your very own 00Syd???
Details please... nothing too kinky...
Having lunch with friends sounds lovely
I have just the sundress and hat for the occasion...You dog, starting a thread about me
I'm flattered.ALL EXCELLENT THINGS. I bought a "catsuit" Halloween costume in like, 8th grade, one of those cheap ones that come in a big plastic bag because of how badly I wanted to look exactly like Emma Peel. Unfortunately, nobody told me that the "sexy" Halloween costumes that come in those packages are all total crap. After that I looked up what a real catsuit would cost and them shits are expensive.
Before I became resigned to being a complete city kid who will never learn how to drive, I used to fantasize about my first car being a hearse, just like the one Harold has in Harold and Maude.
And have I mentioned how much I LOVE The Swinging Neckbreakers? So fucking good.
Lets get married.
Uh.. What does that mean?
Not into service, but I could refer you to some friends. Good luck with your kitchen!
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If you had an 00Syd, you'd *drink* your way to unconsciousness???
Aren't there much more fun ways to drive each other to unconsciousness than that?
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If you had an 00Syd, you'd *drink* your way to unconsciousness???
That was my thought, SirW. I can think of about ten more fun ways off the top of my head. How would you drive a 00Syd to unconsciousness if you had one?
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I'd get her to clean my kitchen until she passed out though overwork and I dropped off through relaxation.
(okay okay, I know... I have to accept that it's not gonna clean itself and I just have to get the rubber gloves on and do it)
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Sadism and sex, my dear girl - what else?
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Sadism and sex, my dear girl - what else?
There isn't anything else, apparently!
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With my very own 00Syd, I think that I'd choose to drive the old geezers at Locke-Ober into fits of jealousy as I arrive with her on my arm to fète her with martinis and their most famous specialty: Lobster Savannah. Or a fine, dry-aged steak if she's not a fan of the king of the sea.
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00Syd is a fan of Lobster, but a raw, bloody steak tops just about every other delicacy. 00Syd would also prefer a Manhattan on the rocks over a martini just about any day, but when she does drink martinis she drinks gin martinis with a twist. Are you writing this down?
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I have no need to write it down, my dear. Your memory will serve us perfectly. My job is to get us to Locke-Ober, which is barely down the street from your winter haunt.
If you had an 00Syd, you'd *drink* your way to unconsciousness???
Yeah, but the first post specified "nothing too kinky" and if I can't go properly kinky I'm not going to bother in the first place. Hence the alcoholic-induced stupor.
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True but you have to consider the source of "nothing too kinky"... It's still a lot of room to work in
And I have this crazy idea of sipping tea with her, dressed up prettily.. somewhere on the Med, up high with a view of the sea and a nice breeze.
Everyone would be smiling and having fun, perhaps around sunset with a few clouds in the sky.
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Having lunch with friends sounds lovely
You dog, starting a thread about me
What can I say, I have a soft spot for my snazzy lil fashionista...
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Waterboarding
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Oh, if I had my own? All to my self? Nobody to take her away from me...and she couldn't get away?
Boy, howdie! I'd have some things planned for her.
Oh, but I'm a gentleman. And I lived through the 60s. I could go back, again.
Boy, howdie! I'd have some things planned for her.
Oh, but I'm a gentleman. And I lived through the 60s. I could go back, again.
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Three words.
Vintage Thrift Shopping.
Vintage Thrift Shopping.
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What can I say, I have a soft spot for my snazzy lil fashionista...
I'll give you six hours. And the clock starts.... NOW!
Oh, if I had my own? All to my self? Nobody to take her away from me...and she couldn't get away?
Boy, howdie! I'd have some things planned for her.
Oh, but I'm a gentleman. And I lived through the 60s. I could go back, again.
Liar
Excellent! I obviously don't already have enough clothes.
