If I grew my hair and beard out long and wore an eyepatch..

[Doom_Guy]

If I grew my hair out longer, dyed it dark brown, put it in a ponytail, and then grew a thicker beard and wore an eyepatch, I would be the spitting image of big boss.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/f/f4/Metal_gear_ground_zeroes.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140727212512

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/4ede848d863263a2a9e54ee0183d3297df86c360_m.gif

 

[nerfhearder]

If I colored my hair, grew it long and made a side braid, grew some breasts, cut off my dick and made it a pussy I could be Jennifer Lawrence.

 

[Rachel_X]

If I painted myself green and then melted, I could be Flubber.

 

[Doom_Guy]

I have the exact same beard/moustache, the same piercing eyes and permanent scowl on my face.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://thumbs3.jigidi.com/thumbs/4BQGY33L/l

 

[Comshaw]

I have the exact same beard/moustache, the same piercing eyes and permanent scowl on my face.

I'm sorry, but I get the impression you aren't old enough to grow any facial hair.....or pubic for that matter.





Comshaw

 

[Doom_Guy]

I'm sorry, but I get the impression you aren't old enough to grow any facial hair.....or pubic for that matter.





Comshaw

I'm 28 and I have a luxurious mustache and a full-on beard very similar to the following image.

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/7/70480/2775825-1009979805-Metal.jpg

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/addamsfamily/images/2/24/35.My.Fair.Cousin.Itt_057.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121113193144