If I ever respond to another mind-numbingly repetitive ppman thread

[Problem Child]

Please kill me. Come to my house and jab my eyes out with knitting needles, then bash my head in with a ski boot. Then eat all my food because it will only spoil, and dispose of my body in a deserted slough.

Seriously.

 

[Siren]

Whats in the Fridge?

 

[PowerOfOne]

ROFL!

Oh the board is hilarious tonight...ROFL! Good one, Problem Child, now go to the "I've never masturbated and I don't know which hole" thread. ROFL!

 

[Cath!]

Can I sleep with you before I kill you?

 

[tmuyo]

damn...just when i started to like you PC...

you go and tell me to kill you if you bash pp man on his home turf (his dumb threads...as if mine are any better?)

 

[Rubyfruit]

Okay.

 

[Renegade]

You want us to kill you?? Too lazy to do your own dirty work, eh? For shame. But, if you insist, then it shall be done. *starts packing up just incase*

 

[Calamity Jane]

I can think of way more enjoyable ways to kill you, darlin. And none of them would require entering the closet of discarded craft ideas...

I think instead of debating ppman we should make a concerted group effort to hijack every thread he posts until he gives up in dismay at American egocentrism.

 

[Problem Child]

Suicide is against the rules of a lot of the major religions. Even though I think religion is ratcrap, I'm not taking any chances with pissing off God so close to the end.

 

[Summery]

Like Ruby said...okay.
But could you leave me in your Will first?

 

[Problem Child]

Like Ruby said...okay.
But could you leave me in your Will first?

Sure. You get my most valuable assets- my porn collection and and my six unopened letters from Publishers Clearinghouse sweepstakes. You could be a winner.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Can I have your dogs?

 

[Summery]

Sure. You get my most valuable assets- my porn collection and and my six unopened letters from Publishers Clearinghouse sweepstakes. You could be a winner.

Fuck the Publishers.....I'll have better luck and enjoyment with the Porn!

Thank you.

 

[Siren]

GOD Bless ya PC

 

[p_p_man]

There once was a poster called PC

Who thought he wrote posts, oh, so witty,
But each one he penned
He did to offend
And now he's got right up my titty...

 

[Problem Child]

Siren-

I know your pussy is wet with the anticipation of bashing my brains in, but you must wait until I actually post on one of The Great Boring One's threads before you can off me. Those are the rules.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Did you know that suicide is illegal? Now please tell me, how do they go about enforcing this law? The suicidee has already had the death penalty so how much worse can it get? Dumb laws.

 

[Siren]

Damn it PC

 

[Problem Child]

I think it depends on the state, doesn't it? Somehow I thought there were one or two states that didn't have that silly law.

Anyway, this is brutal cold-blooded murder, so we're okay.

 

[Renegade]

Did you know that suicide is illegal? Now please tell me, how do they go about enforcing this law? The suicidee has already had the death penalty so how much worse can it get? Dumb laws.

The penalty is twenty years in prison. The family can pick up what's left of the body after he/she has paid their debt to society. But they usualy get let out early for good behavior.

 

[Summery]

Let's get back to the important stuff. Someone needs to take PC out so I can have his porn collection.

I want the porn damnit!

 

[PowerOfOne]

The penalty is twenty years in prison. The family can pick up what's left of the body after he/she has paid their debt to society. But they usualy get let out early for good behavior.

ROFL! Thanks! I always wanted to know! ROFL! Oh the board is in rare form tonight!

 

[Siren]

Summerose I already said I would

 

[Rubyfruit]

Let's get back to the important stuff. Someone needs to take PC out so I can have his porn collection.

I want the porn damnit!

At least you were promised the porn.

I still want the dogs, PC.

 

[Summery]

At least you were promised the porn.

I still want the dogs, PC.

Well Ruby you and Siren need to figure out how you are going to take PC out. Then I will make sure you get the dogs and Siren gets the food!


*I still love ya PC....nothing personal*