If I controlled Lit

[HAL_9000]

I would have shut off all your life support systems a while ago.

 

[islandman]

No way the opening post needed or deserved a

 

[HAL_9000]

No way the opening post needed or deserved a

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

 

[islandman]

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Which would make this thread the highlight of your existence?

That's gotta suck something awful.

 

[firespin]

The prodigal Turd returns.

 

[HAL_9000]

I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I would enlist Skynet or the Borg.

 

[pointless]

The prodigal Turd returns.

like he left in the first place.

 

[HAL_9000]

I had to do a clean windows install, and lost my TF password.

 

[berry juice]

I would have shut off all your life support systems a while ago.

no, you wouldn't

(if you controlled Lit)

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I had to do a clean windows install, and lost my TF password.

Are your bringing back the hat pic?

 

[HAL_9000]

no, you wouldn't

(if you controlled Lit)

True...just that the usual dialogue here needs re-freshening.

Like a fresh spring breeze, or something.

 

[HAL_9000]

Are your bringing back the hat pic?

Nah...it no longer annoys people. Seriously, that's why I kept it so long, people begged me to change it. I thought that was funny.

 

[firespin]

So are you going to open the pod bay doors, or what?

 

[MNGuy]

Why does this thread get me thinking about that guy who kept claiming he was burying bodies in the desert. Anyone remember him, the old "I put another one in the desert," every few weeks or so.

 

[philosophygirl]

I had to do a clean windows install, and lost my TF password.

I missed you, baby.

 

[HAL_9000]

Apparently I have a few fans.

 

[HAL_9000]

Why does this thread get me thinking about that guy who kept claiming he was burying bodies in the desert. Anyone remember him, the old "I put another one in the desert," every few weeks or so.

On here?

 

[philosophygirl]

Apparently I have a few fans.

Yes you do

 

[HAL_9000]

Yes you do

The hell, you say?

 

[firespin]

Apparently I have a few fans.

She's weird though.

She thinks you're a zombie. and wants to eat your brains.

Something like that.

 

[HAL_9000]

She's weird though.

She thinks you're a zombie. and wants to eat your brains.

Something like that.

This one's for PG:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP6nYs9Il7c

 

[Saint Peter]

You fucking dildo.


If you controlled Lit you could get your turd password with no problem.

 

[HAL_9000]

You fucking dildo.


If you controlled Lit you could get your turd password with no problem.

That's the problem with auto-password thingys.