If I climbed up into Santa's lap and told him what a naughty girl I was

[Guest]

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[bubman]

do you think he'd still come to my house, slide into my chimney, and nibble on my cookies?





Having Santa fantasies now

nice................

 

[huskie]

Sure...... as long as you did NOT Fart in his lap.

 

[bluespoke]

Sure...... as long as you did NOT Fart in his lap.

More likely Santa, the old rogue, would grope her while she was on his lap!

 

[Guest]

More likely Santa, the old rogue, would grope her while she was on his lap!

....or fart.

 

[bluespoke]

....or fart.

Awful lot of farting in this thread.

Santa should stop eating those beans!

 

[huskie]

Awful lot of farting in this thread.

Santa should stop eating those beans!

ya... I was joking and refering to the new song out with some kids singing about sitting in Santas lap and farting........ I really didn't think she should actualy fart on his lap.........

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

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[Guest]

I know f**ting is not an acceptable word but my usual one (fluffed) was hijacked in here and used in a totally inappropriate way....

 

[Prince Romeo]

sidney328 said:


"do you think he'd still cum to my house, slide into my chimney"

Depends on how tight and well lubed your "chimney" is.

Ho Ho Ho.

 

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[christcat69]

Santa?

Is that it's pet name?