If I can't ask about this here, I probably can't anywhere...

[MiaBabe23]

To those who have clearly posted here in a well-meaning way - I strongly suggest just reporting the OP’s original post
The OP will no doubt know the law and the rules
Providing legitimate advice simply keeps the thread popping up so that the thread is then found by the small number of assholes - see at least two above - who want to encourage each other to legitimize abusive material
And yes, I’m making it pop up again with this post, but the more people who report without giving space to such creeps, the better

 

[Kelliezgirl]

To those who have clearly posted here in a well-meaning way - I strongly suggest just reporting the OP’s original post
The OP will no doubt know the law and the rules
Providing legitimate advice simply keeps the thread popping up so that the thread is then found by the small number of assholes - see at least two above - who want to encourage each other to legitimize abusive material
And yes, I’m making it pop up again with this post, but the more people who report without giving space to such creeps, the better

Report the original post for what exactly?
Asking what the rules and policies of the site are?
That's a bad thing now?

 

[onehitwanda]

@AwkwardMD I'm opening the rum and pouring you a pint for medicinal reasons.

 

[AwkwardMD]

@AwkwardMD I'm opening the rum and pouring you a pint for medicinal reasons.

Medicinal Liquor Pints has a ring to it.

 

[GuiltyCowboy]

Report the original post for what exactly?
Asking what the rules and policies of the site are?
That's a bad thing now?

I'd agree with Kelliezgirl here. Perhaps I'm being naive but the OP edited one of their messages to say they're pouring themself a cup of coffee and reading over the site's rules. I'd give them the benefit of the doubt.

 

[onehitwanda]

Medicinal Liquor Pints has a ring to it.

Almost as nice as Mechanical lick-her Pints. Perhaps both could be done at once.

 

[AwkwardMD]

Almost as nice as Mechanical lick-her Pints. Perhaps both could be done at once.

I'll get the girls in the lab working on the underlying science right away.

 

[StillStunned]

Almost as nice as Mechanical lick-her Pints. Perhaps both could be done at once.

Pints or pants?

 

[onehitwanda]

Pints or pants?

Split crotch underwear is already a thing that may or may not exist amongst my various items of fancy dress.

I'll get the girls in the lab working on the underlying science right away.

I suggest they do a solid amount of harmonic analysis. I hear that's very popular these days.

 

[gunhilltrain]

It's actually quite funny how many characters turn eighteen and suddenly get thrown into extreme scenarios.

On the morning I turned eighteen, I had just enough time to lock myself into a chastity belt and swallow the key before all hell broke loose.

I got a baby's brain and an old man′s heart.
Took 18 years to get this far.
Don't always know what I′m talking about.
Feels like I'm living in the middle of doubt.

′Cause I'm 18, I get confused every day.
18, I just don′t know what to say.
18, I gotta get away.

 

[AlinaX]

It's actually quite funny how many characters turn eighteen and suddenly get thrown into extreme scenarios.

On the morning I turned eighteen, I had just enough time to lock myself into a chastity belt and swallow the key before all hell broke loose.

Well, that turned into a rather fun little story.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

It's actually quite funny how many characters turn eighteen and suddenly get thrown into extreme scenarios.

On the morning I turned eighteen, I had just enough time to lock myself into a chastity belt and swallow the key before all hell broke loose.

Well, that turned into a rather fun little story.

An accidental erotica in two acts.

 

[EmilyMiller]

If I can't ask about this here, I probably can't anywhere...​

Anyone else expecting this to turn into, New York, New York?

 

[Actingup]

Anyone else expecting this to turn into, New York, New York?

To paraphrase Emily Miller:

No!

(And my longer response to the original question, @HentaiHenryHan - IMHO, the question is within the bounds of 'dumb questions that newbies ask in the forum', but definitely use the search function for any other related questions as stuff like this has been covered massively. And it's really important to conform with the intent of the site rules, not just the letter of the law, as even if a dodgy story slips through, it will be called out later by somebody, to your embarrassement).

 

[AH_Mod]

I'm going to lock this now. It was on thin ice from the beginning, but the continuing posts bringing it back to the top are making it more of a problem. The question was asked and clearly answered. When you see that in a questionable thread, please refrain from bumping it to the top. In particular, the off-topic "drinking game" posts are of no help to anyone and are bordering on harassment.

For the record, there's nothing wrong with directing someone to a place where they can publish something that can't be published on Lit. Optimally, that should be done entirely through private messages, and absolutely don't post links to other sites on the open forum.