If I asked you to push banana slugs up my ass...

[Problem Child]

..and paint my scrotum with Tobasco sauce while slapping my face with a dead trout, would you do it for love?

 

[Azwed]

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[Laurel]

I love you...

...but no. Not slugs.

 

[SEXXYNESS]

as a black bisexxual viring

hell yes!

but only if i could suck on jalapenos around your nipples and smear pico de gallo and guacamole on your ass

(I'm weak, I say. WEAK!)

 

[Siren]

Not for love.......

 

[sigh]

only if i got to push them in with that strap-on the chick in your av is wearing...

not sure i'd enjoy the trout thing too much though

 

[Guest]

 

[Laurel]

Now, I WOULD stick banana slugs up SEXXYNESS's ass.

 

[Problem Child]

as a black bisexxual viring

hell yes!

but only if i could suck on jalapenos around your nipples and smear pico de gallo and guacamole on your ass

(I'm weak, I say. WEAK!)

Aw, you suck. What makes you think I would want that?

sicko.

 

[freakygirl]

for love? no

money? hell ya

 

[Hal]

No

 

[Problem Child]

Hey Azzie...seeing as you are one of only about five normal males on this board, and I like you, I have a question:

Is Polish pussy better than the regular kind?

 

[SEXXYNESS]

Aw, you suck. What makes you think I would want that?

sicko.

Because it would be rather enticing and a sure sign of an impending rim job.

 

[Azwed]

Hey Azzie...seeing as you are one of only about five normal males on this board, and I like you, I have a question:

Is Polish pussy better than the regular kind?

Absolutley in my experience.

USDA Grade A top of the line.

The whole ExModel thing probably helps some too.

 

[Siren]

Polish pussy aint much but

 

[Problem Child]

Because it would be rather enticing and a sure sign of an impending rim job.

You would rim me after pushing slugs in my ass?

In that case I'm not bothering to shower first, because if you don't mind slug-guts and slime, what's the big deal about a little leftover poop and dingleberries?

 

[Azwed]

It is called Kabasi(sp) hehe

 

[SEXXYNESS]

You would rim me after pushing slugs in my ass?

I'm sure in some places they would consider it a delicacy.

PC shit does not classify, except in nasty's universe.

 

[Problem Child]

Those eastern european chicks always got me stiff. Something about being oppressed by the communists all those years makes them yearn for some good banana slug experimentation.

 

[Laurel]

In that case I'm not bothering to shower first, because if you don't mind slug-guts and slime, what's the big deal about a little leftover poop and dingleberries?

That's it. I'll never be horny again as long as I live.

 

[Siren]

You got me with that one

 

[Azwed]

Those eastern european chicks always got me stiff. Something about being oppressed by the communists all those years makes them yearn for some good banana slug experimentation.

LOL

A lot of people think that she is from some eastern european country. She had that problem when she went to get an apartment this past summer.

The people there were asking her when she first came to the US and what country she was from.

She was like this one you morons.

 

[Problem Child]

That's it. I'll never be horny again as long as I live.

I knew I would change your life.

 

[Laurel]

I knew I would change your life.

Me too, but I was sorta hoping it would be for the BETTER.