If a man has only one skill, it should be...

If a man has only one skill, it should be...

  • Fixing Things

    Votes: 3 20.0%
  • Kissing

    Votes: 4 26.7%
  • Cooking

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Dancing

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other - Please Describe (In Detail!)

    Votes: 8 53.3%

  • Total voters
    15

Dillinger

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BTW - do you know that in a recent survey 29% of the women polled said they preferred global warming over a bad hair day? 81% of those women also said they look better with their clothes on. This, in my mind, is not thinking things through. No matter how good their hair looks if it gets too warm we'll all end up going round without clothes on. Then they'll see... oh yes... then they'll know that perhaps global warming is worse than a bad hair day! Oh yes...

Anyway... If a man has only one skill - what should it be? As stereotypical as it is men are often called upon to perform typically manly duties - which wouldn't be a problem if we weren't already barefoot and in the kitchen and completely screwed.
 
If I had to pick one skill, it would be getting other people to do what I want. Hey, It works for women.:D
 
Other...

I would have to say Fathering skills would have to be my top pick.

I understand that good fathering involves many sub-skills, but it is so important.

I'm not saying that a woman can't raise children on her own, but usually somewhere in that childs life there would be some sort of father figure.

As long as a man has that, I think I can manage the rest.

(That's not really in detail, but my brain is currently napping. Please forgive me.) :)
 
The ability to live their dream or at least take the risk. It is amazing how happy a person is who strides towards his interests. There is nothing sexier then a happy man.
 
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I chose other.

In order to worship me appropriately, he will hone all the listed skills as well as develop others. ;)
 
skilled in the art of sex. Too many men don't please women well enough, it seems. I know that many times, I have been with men who claim that they are great in bed, know what I want, and how to give it to me. While I have had orgasms with them (I come very easliy), they haven't pleased me in ways that I've wanted.
 
Dillinger said:
BTW - do you know that in a recent survey 29% of the women polled said they preferred global warming over a bad hair day? 81% of those women also said they look better with their clothes on. This, in my mind, is not thinking things through. No matter how good their hair looks if it gets too warm we'll all end up going round without clothes on. Then they'll see... oh yes... then they'll know that perhaps global warming is worse than a bad hair day! Oh yes...

Anyway... If a man has only one skill - what should it be? As stereotypical as it is men are often called upon to perform typically manly duties - which wouldn't be a problem if we weren't already barefoot and in the kitchen and completely screwed.


My what an interesting topic. :D

Personally I dislike bad hair days but in the face of global warming? No big deal. If I am truly having a bad hair day and need to get it sorted I just wash my hair again. :)

Naturally curly hair has a mind of it's own. 32 years of it and I have just learnt to let it do what it wants. (Or get out the :eek: hair products and my whip and tame it a little. ) :)

Now what was the topic again? Oh yes. Men barefoot in the kitchen, completely screwed. I prefer a man whith his boots on, so much more manly while my pink and white checkered apron just about covers his... damn you didn't say naked, barefoot and screwed did you? Bugger. ;)

Seriously, if a man has only one skill what should it be? To be himself. That I can respect. Don't be what someone else wants you to be. Be your own man.
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I checked other: All of the above!

AND! They should know how to properly tie me up, and order me about in bed!
 
Re: Re: If a man has only one skill, it should be...

debbiexxx said:



My what an interesting topic. :D

Personally I dislike bad hair days but in the face of global warming? No big deal. If I am truly having a bad hair day and need to get it sorted I just wash my hair again. :)

Naturally curly hair has a mind of it's own. 32 years of it and I have just learnt to let it do what it wants. (Or get out the :eek: hair products and my whip and tame it a little. ) :)

Now what was the topic again? Oh yes. Men barefoot in the kitchen, completely screwed. I prefer a man whith his boots on, so much more manly while my pink and white checkered apron just about covers his... damn you didn't say naked, barefoot and screwed did you? Bugger. ;)

Seriously, if a man has only one skill what should it be? To be himself. That I can respect. Don't be what someone else wants you to be. Be your own man.
:devil:

Ya....;) what she said...and I happen to look better out of my clothes.
 
Other

I voted "other". Ideally, he should be good at reading my moods, knowing my likes and dislikes, and be able to use the inherent skills that he, as a sensual male, possesses.

And he should be a great kisser, too. ;)

:kiss:
 
Re: Other...

Wiggles said:
I would have to say Fathering skills would have to be my top pick.

I understand that good fathering involves many sub-skills, but it is so important.

I'm not saying that a woman can't raise children on her own, but usually somewhere in that childs life there would be some sort of father figure.

As long as a man has that, I think I can manage the rest.

(That's not really in detail, but my brain is currently napping. Please forgive me.) :)

Hay I fit that :D Can't wait for kids, want 4 of them :) 3 mind 1 adopted.

I'll agree with that Wiggles nomatter how lame a guy is he should above all have fathering skills.... there are thousands of fathers out there that can't do fuck all,
 
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