If a Litster masturbated thinking of you, would you want to know?

of course i would...my preference would be female, but helping anyone cum is certainly a boost to the confidence and ego.
 
This is KY where you'll find a guy on every corner who'll do it for $20 and a case of beer
Hell yeah! Hope he’s got some husker-dos, husker-don’ts, nipsy-dazers (with or without the scooter stick - I prefer with), and whistling kitty-chasers! 💥
 
Oh, gods... somebody is going to blow a dick off...
I mean, I was just going to duct tape Roman Candles to my forearms as I crank one out - but yeah… guess it would be pretty easy to flag myself like that 🤣
Better call in the Kentucky pros!
 
Hell yeah! Hope he’s got some husker-dos, husker-don’ts, nipsy-dazers (with or without the scooter stick - I prefer with), and whistling kitty-chasers! 💥

I mean, I was just going to duct tape Roman Candles to my forearms as I crank one out - but yeah… guess it would be pretty easy to flag myself like that 🤣
Better call in the Kentucky pros!
Y'all know I'm from Kentucky, right? I mean, I can strap a mortar canister to some and you can have a major impact at the end..
 
To answer the original question, at first I was like oh yeah. But the fact is that the amount of litsters that have would probably make me feel worse than better… so no thanks.
 
In my job we call the time around halloween and bonfire night ......Mischief month seems apt..
Yep shoving a roman candle up your arse will no doubt do you a mischief
 
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