Ideas for Covert Dildos???

[Actualizer]

HI,

Looking for your ideas for dildos that can mascarade as normal household items.

Anything but fruits and vegetables...

 

[Tigera]

*masquerade

 

[Cattypuss]

Ah good. I was trying to work out what eye make-up had to do with it

 

[mark_j]

Being as they are rather specialized items with a specific shape and purpose, it is kinda hard to pass them off as anything other than objects d'art. Besides, that is what the drawer in the nightstand is for.

 

[Actualizer]

*masquerade

Sorry for the French spelling. Did not mean to intentionally confuse anyone.

 

[Samantha_Carter]

Do you mean things you can safely use in place of dildos? Or are you looking for dildos that are discreet?

 

[JollyMeatMan]

"Designer" candle sticks, you know those weird ones they sell at dept. stores sometimes with ridges and all that. I've used them on my wife before and she loves them.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Do you know any home brewers? If so, ask them to save you a yeast vial, or you can go to any brew supply and buy your own.

Clean the vial, remove the label, sanitize, lube and have at it.

The vials are about 1" in diameter and 4-3/8" from tip to the base of the cap.
http://www.brewersfriend.com/images/wlp300.jpg

 

[BrazenFellow]

Hairbrush handle's always a favourite.

 

[george51]

I do believe that is a popular one. But we need a few women to confirm our suspicions...