I'd rather be fucking right now...

[NoJo]

...than tidying my office

 

[Austin8]

...than just thinking about fucking

 

[harrlequin]

Instead of sitting here thinking about fucking,

I'd rather be bent over the counter.

My mini-kilt pushed up, cotton white bikini pulled down to my knees, trembling in anticipation of the next blow of a firm but loving hand.

Shit - now I'm really horny.

 

[Austin8]

Instead of sitting here thinking about fucking,

I'd rather be bent over the counter.

My mini-kilt pushed up, cotton white bikini pulled down to my knees, trembling in anticipation of the next blow of a firm but loving hand.

Shit - now I'm really horny.

Now look what you've gone and done to me! Damn

 

[Stella_Omega]

Than arguing with an academic.

 

[john-the-author]

...than just thinking about fucking

I'm with you on that. It's been weeks. Something hot and hard and really squishy.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

The only want that ever trumped fucking was food, and that was only once. I was so hungryyyyyy....

 

[harrlequin]

Now look what you've gone and done to me! Damn

Sorry.

 

[Austin8]

I'm with you on that. It's been weeks. Something hot and hard and really squishy.

I guess nasty im's with gf counts kinda...

 

[john-the-author]

I guess nasty im's with gf counts kinda...

Aye, that it does. Kinda. But it's fun and it's not quite just yourself.

 

[Katyusha]

I'd rather be fucking...

...than listening to that woman for one more second today.

...than trying to figure out what the hell is going on around here.

...than remembering the fucking I got this morning.

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

I'd rather be fucking

than just writing about it...

 

[Handley_Page]

I'd rather be fucking


Than being sat at this computer.

 

[shereads]

I'd rather be fucking right now, and not wrong now. About something so fucking important that the police would be outside my apartment - right about now - to fend off the papparrazzi and protect the armored truck that contains my reward money.

After my new bankers left for the night, I'd take a suite at the Presidents' Quarters, a gorgeous old Savannah b&b in the federal style. No, forget the suite. If I'm going to be richer than Donald Trump, I might as well buy the hotel.

After that, I'd like to fuck.

But not right now.

 

[neonlyte]

...than tidying my office

I thought you said 'orifice'

 

[fieryjen]

I'd rather be fucking than going to the meeting I have at 1.

Come to think of it, there's a lot of things I'd rather be doing.

 

[CharleyH]

...than tidying my office

I just finished fucking. Now I have the munchies.