I'd rather be fucking right now than here with you sorry folks. No offense.

[modest mouse]

Twenty bucks and a dive bar is looking awfully good.

 

[MissTaken]

Who could blame you for that?

Fucking is always a good alternative to a slow lit board!

 

[TN_Vixen]

I wanted to spend the whole day fucking

did I get to?

Noooooooooooooooooo....

Life is so unfair.

 

[metal_minx]

oh come on arent we entertaining?

 

[sexy-girl]

MM i agree although i say make love

lucky for me i've already had that today but unlucky for me lisa isnt very well so i had to be gentle and double unlucky is that shes unwell with a cold and shes now snoring which is keeping me awake lol (she never admits to snoring i need to tape it)

 

[red_rose]

Twenty bucks and a dive bar is looking awfully good.

Soo.....

why are you still here?

 

[Rubyfruit]

I love dive bars. Can I come too, mouse?

Let's fuck in the men's room there, ok?

 

[modest mouse]

sexy-girl, 'making love' is a different set of realities. I discern between the two, not that both cannot be had with the same person the same night.

Add sexy-girl to my list of unattainable lesbians. Its out of control.

 

[Wiggles]

Me too, I'm working on it.

 

[LRC]

Mmmmmmmmm .... what's your address?

 

[modest mouse]

Re: Re: I'd rather be fucking right now than here with you sorry folks. No offense.

Soo.....

why are you still here?

Obligations tonight. Such as it is.



C'mon Ruby. A night on the town with you is just what the mouse needs. Men's room it is, for starters.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Mouse, I've always wanted to be a complete slut. Would you control the action while I suck off anonymous men next to the urinal?

 

[sexy-girl]

sexy-girl, 'making love' is a different set of realities. I discern between the two, not that both cannot be had with the same person the same night.

Add sexy-girl to my list of unattainable lesbians. Its out of control.

making love is the best option when someone is sick though (hmm i feel a thread coming on)


hehe and thank you im lucky to be on your "list"

 

[Calamity Jane]

Me too.

Unlucky for me, I kicked hubby out of the house for the night, and my new toys haven't arrived... looks like it's not gonna happen.

 

[Latinababe]

Well I agree I wish I was out making love to my man but I am stuck here for now

 

[islandman]

The night is still young.......

Well I agree I wish I was out making love to my man but I am stuck here for now

Have faith!


As for me, my honey will be here in 20 minutes.........

 

[glamorilla]

I'm on a serious anti "real people" kick.

I'm going to whack on off before bed andif the spirits are watching I'm going to have me one of them 30 minute pig orgasm's.

*skips off to find more song lyics*

 

[modest mouse]

Mouse, I've always wanted to be a complete slut. Would you control the action while I suck off anonymous men next to the urinal?

Why do you have to be so far away?

Its a deal though.




islandman,,

Shut up!

 

[heterotic]

I'm on a serious anti "real people" kick.

I'm going to whack on off before bed andif the spirits are watching I'm going to have me one of them 30 minute pig orgasm's.

*skips off to find more song lyics*

Hm... If I volunteer to be imaginary, will you elaborate on that 30 minute orgasm?

 

[islandman]

Why do you have to be so far away?

Its a deal though.




islandman,,

Shut up!

Tell me where you are, modest mouse, and i'll make sure that you're not posting on this thread next saturday night.



~~~ once in a while you just have to get all your ducks in a row, ya know?

 

[modest mouse]

Tell me where you are, modest mouse, and i'll make sure that you're not posting on this thread next saturday night.

Hmm...

Does this mean you will...
1)Fuck me.
2)Let me fuck your honey.
3)Three way.
4)Kill me.

Just so I am aware of what I am getting into here, ya know?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Why do you have to be so far away?

Didn't you say you were taking a road trip soon? Lots of dive bars in Reno and I've yet to be fucked in the men's room of any of them.

 

[islandman]

Hmm...

Does this mean you will...
1)Fuck me.
2)Let me fuck your honey.
3)Three way.
4)Kill me.

Just so I am aware of what I am getting into here, ya know?

Death play holds no interest for me. Your cup of tea........


cheers!

 

[modest mouse]

Didn't you say you were taking a road trip soon? Lots of dive bars in Reno and I've yet to be fucked in the men's room of any of them.

A detour can be worked in. Scope out a location and get back to me. I will bring the camera too.

Death play holds no interest for me. Your cup of tea........

Me neither but now that the threat portion is over with lets go for the three way.

 

[islandman]

Me neither but now that the threat portion is over with lets go for the three way.

Thanks for the clarification. Glad to know that you're just the regular kind of perv.