I wouldn't fuck you with my dick.

[Uber Sparky]

But I'd give ya a rim job you'd never forget.

 

[Guest]

It's a deal!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'll pencil you in for Thursday at 1030. Can you have it done in fifteen minutes or should I schedule 20?

 

[Uber Sparky]

But, I am the king of the 24hr rim job.....

I stick my tongue up yer ass and follow you around all day.

 

[Violette]

Well, shit! I didn't know there was a line! When can you fit me in?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, since I sit on my ass a lot, that wouldn't be much fun.

 

[Sillyman]

I think we should just be friends.

 

[lilminx]

I'm in.