i would like true life
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snoopercharmbrights
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Er ... let me guess what true life reports jimmyboyy wants.
Now what is the site called? Oh yes, "Literotica"; perhaps there's a clue there?
No, I give up; what experiences does jimmyboyy want? Lion taming perhaps?
LOAnnie2
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This one time I so like totally tried to tame a lion, but it didn't want to listen to me, luckily it was a minature lion and not like a real lion but a kitty cat sized lion so it didn't hurt me too bad
emap
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Well alright, there was this one time in Band Camp I kissed a girl. Well i did mroe than just kiss we were really starting to get all hot and heavy, clothes was flying and .... Oh wait I never went to band camp. 
Jimmy there is a problem, real life and made up have no difference on the internet. There's no way of telling if that gal didn't have sex until she was 20 and then had some and couldn't get enough of it or not. Even the stories that did actually happen are not fully real, like mine I embellished a teensy, and most of what was said I made up, I remember the sex fine, the conversations before and after are a bit hazy.
Jimmy there is a problem, real life and made up have no difference on the internet. There's no way of telling if that gal didn't have sex until she was 20 and then had some and couldn't get enough of it or not. Even the stories that did actually happen are not fully real, like mine I embellished a teensy, and most of what was said I made up, I remember the sex fine, the conversations before and after are a bit hazy.
BenDover4
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Excellant question. I had a flat tire once...
snoopercharmbrights
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Only once? Lucky you; I have had two in the last year on my Mobility Scooter.
Mikro
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I have written a series of stories about things that my wife and i did many years ago. While they were quite well recieved the feedback was not what it was for other stories that i had written, neither were the numbers reading them. Did turn me on remembering those times though
Mikro
Dragonlipz
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I post a pair of series
that are based on the true life experiences of a couple who push(ed) the bounds of their relationship and individual sensuality......with results that no one could predict.....all events are based on the true perspectives of these two fans........
that are based on the true life experiences of a couple who push(ed) the bounds of their relationship and individual sensuality......with results that no one could predict.....all events are based on the true perspectives of these two fans........
subwannabe
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Personally I liked the band camp story. That was true wasn't it? (Please don't destroy my fantasy). Seriously, either a band camp story or a cheerleading story between two women, sounds hot!
driphoney
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Well alright, there was this one time in Band Camp I kissed a girl. Well i did mroe than just kiss we were really starting to get all hot and heavy, clothes was flying and .... Oh wait I never went to band camp.
Jimmy there is a problem, real life and made up have no difference on the internet. There's no way of telling if that gal didn't have sex until she was 20 and then had some and couldn't get enough of it or not. Even the stories that did actually happen are not fully real, like mine I embellished a teensy, and most of what was said I made up, I remember the sex fine, the conversations before and after are a bit hazy.
Really? For me the conversations are riviting, an everlasting memory, it's the sex that fades ...
Ok, ok, well there was this one time and it was great and he and I... well, it's private, and my real life is private ... but I think there's a couple stories around here that might be as good as my real life.
Carnevil9
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Carny we already knew that, it's rather hard to have sex as a disembodied head.
Not oral sex.
emap
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Oh darnit blonde moment I forgot about that sorry.
Still though, leads to a problem, how to find a woman who will let a disembodied head between her legs to giver her oral sex, unless your talking dick sucking I'm not sure a guy would think twice about letting a disembodied head blow him.
Still though, leads to a problem, how to find a woman who will let a disembodied head between her legs to giver her oral sex, unless your talking dick sucking I'm not sure a guy would think twice about letting a disembodied head blow him.
