I would like to make an announcement

[DeservingBitch]

I got laid last night! Ye me!

She's hot, with an adorable spanish accent, poly, and not desperately vanilla.

She's also a student in exchange from Spain who's leaving the country in about 4 months, but lets worry about that later, shall we?

 

[00Syd]

Way to go!

 

[iluvyou3638]

I got laid last night! Ye me!

She's hot, with an adorable spanish accent, poly, and not desperately vanilla.

She's also a student in exchange from Spain who's leaving the country in about 4 months, but lets worry about that later, shall we?

that kicks ass. foreign chicks are hot.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

It is a day filled with wonderful news!

WOOT for you!

bj

 

[Yang4yin]

Did you make it a threesome with your imaginary girlfriend?

 

[DeservingBitch]

Did you make it a threesome with your imaginary girlfriend?

Hehe. No.

Didn't want to scare the hottie away with my neurosis. I'm also not a big fan of threesomes -- I'm too ADD to enjoy them.

 

[ShyGuy68]

She's a lucky girl!!

 

[Yang4yin]

She's a lucky girl!!

Unless she likes threesomes.

 

[DeservingBitch]

She's a lucky girl!!

Unless she likes threesomes.

Thanks all for cheering me.

Meds are great for depression, but sex with a hot chick is something else.

 

[Betticus]

I'm going to need photos of this event.

 

[sexycaz22]

Congraulations, DB!

 

[Netzach]

Yay!

Shall toast you secretly at my ex's birthday tonight. Good news indeed.

 

[FurryFury]

Yay you!

 

[Millificent]

WooT!

 

[intothewoods]

Sweeeeeet! That's so great, DB!

 

[DeservingBitch]

And here again, more proof that chicks are attracted by the smell of pussy on your fingers:

So, I come home today from a wonderful evening/night with hot spanish girl. A few hours later, I get a message on FB from another hot chick I met online and with whom I had lost contact somehow. Her email account got hacked, but she just found me on FB through a common friend. Yes, the kinky queer community is small. Anyways - we now have a sushi date this Tuesday.

I also get an email from a cute boi I saw last night at a drag king show, with whom I engaged in some eye flirting but didn't do more 'cause I thought she was with someone else. Turns out she's available, and that we have a friend in common who recognized me from the description 'cute boi' gave of me today when talking about her evening last night.

It's fucking hilarious. For months, my sex/dating life is as dry as the sahara, and today, chicks are falling on my laps from the sky. Not that I'm complaining mind you.

 

[Millificent]

It's fucking hilarious. For months, my sex/dating life is as dry as the sahara, and today, chicks are falling on my laps from the sky. Not that I'm complaining mind you.

Glad to hear it, DB!

 

[DeservingBitch]

Glad to hear it, DB!

Thanks! It's cool to be me today.

 

[Rosie_Riveter]

Thanks! It's cool to be me today.

I think it could be the haircut.

 

[sinnocence]

Ohhh yeahhh! Go DB!!!

 

[DeservingBitch]

I think it could be the haircut.

I think so too. I just needed to dykefy myself a little.

 

[madetotakeit]

Sounds like you are experiencing a little feast or famine. All I can say is...feast girl feast!

 

[the_pet]

I'm going to need photos of this event.

...you beat me to it


pet

 

[snowy ciara]

Total congrats!

It's fucking hilarious. For months, my sex/dating life is as dry as the sahara, and today, chicks are falling on my laps from the sky. Not that I'm complaining mind you.

This last bit made me think of the scene in the Three Amigos, where the first two Amigos have been caught by El Guapo and Ned is hanging from the rope and piñata above the square. El Guapo makes a comment to the effect of "WTF? These gringos, are they falling from the sky!" and that's when Ned falls onto the table from above. His side kick says "Yes El Guapo!"

But I'm glad the girls and bois are falling into your dungeon!

 

[Leashed]

congrats to you