I would like to get to know all of you better, but...

[GimpyIntellect]

I really don't want to have to read your long-winded biographies. Some of you can really ramble.

So, tell me everything relevant about yourself in one sentence.

I'll go first:

My name is Gimpy, I'm a curious guy with a penchant for tits, I'm really not much into politics but I do enjoy the finer things in life like rainbow sherbet ice cream.

Boom.

 

[Garnate]

My name's Brad and I like the following things:

Beer.

 

[john415]

My name is Diane and I dislike jerks like me.

 

[1HF]

I'm 1hotfuck, and my name is a lie.

 

[SmileyAsswipe]

I am Groot.

 

[girlsmiley]

My name is girlsmiley and I'm a bit of a cunt sometimes.

 

[girlsmiley]

My name's Brad and I like the following things:

Beer.

tl;dr

 

[dolf]

i like arserape

 

[Garnate]

tl;dr

That got a laugh from me that started down at my ball sack.

 

[bluemoves01]

Hi

My name is Eric and i hate haloween

 

[Wife of Bath]

What a coincidence, my name is also Brad! Brad Smith. I like football and beer.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I'm 1hotfuck, and my name is a lie.

are you good for at least 2 bro?

Stew

 

[pete]

i'm never gonna give you up, i'm never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I feel like I'm really getting to know you guys.

This couldn't have gone any better.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

i like arserape

Giving or receiving?

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

my name is Larry, I'm a neurosurgeon by day and repo man by night bro!

Stew

 

[dolf]

Giving or receiving?

sadly, my equipment is too small to ever return the favour

 

[thør]

My name is not Brad.

I like beer.

 

[dolf]

and face slapping. i face slapping too.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I feel like I'm really getting to know you guys.

This couldn't have gone any better.

You know what… I like you.

 

[Garnate]

I like being a dude. I could get used to this.

 

[spacekowboy]

My name is Craig, I did drugs once, I am a Spartan.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I like being a dude. I could get used to this.

*pees standing up*

fuck yeah!

 

[thør]

I like being a dude. I could get used to this.

Nice moobs.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

My name is shihosu. I am a male seahorse. My wife and I are bisexual. I have no time for lovers. My wife has impregnated me with a thousand children.