I wonder if Santa Claus has a huge cock?

[ms_ann_thrope]

But he smokes and eats a lot of cookies and as far as I know has no children. Maybe the world would be a better place if he were never born.

What a fucked up concept.
Plus...It's A Wonderful Life is on, already.

 

[fgarvb1]

I don't know what you are drinking,smoking or taking but Damn woman... pass it around!

 

[RoryN]

I'm guessing the thread starter updates her Facebook status every couple of hours with something she thinks is profound.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I'll have what she's having.

 

[Super-Surprise]

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Not that type of salad.

 

[Saint Peter]

Salad is good for you.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

No one quoted me so I assume you aren't looking for a response.

 

[scrymettet]

I wonder if Santa Claus has a huge cock?

Google it
but remember : no eyes bleach

 

[SeaDaddy1]

No one quoted me so I assume you aren't looking for a response.

I was hoping for nude pics of Ms. Clause.

 

[Instant_Star]

I was hoping for nude pics of Ms. Clause.

Same.

I bet she has mistletoe tattooed on her ass.

 

[Lord Emu]

 

[Instant_Star]

Huh... So there really is Santa Porn.

 

[Disgustipated]

But he smokes and eats a lot of cookies and as far as I know has no children. Maybe the world would be a better place if he were never born.

What a fucked up concept.
Plus...It's A Wonderful Life is on, already.

Bigger than yours, Ken, but not big.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Bigger than yours, Ken, but not big.

You project an image of a man in possession of a small cock.

 

[Disgustipated]

You project an image of a man in possession of a small cock.

Still bigger than yours, Ken.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Still bigger than yours, Ken.

I'm betting vienna sausage sized amd not very filling.

 

[blobfish]

I don't know, but he has one hell of a sack.

 

[Bert Notorius]

probably why claus surrounds himself with elves.

 

[Santa__Claus]

As a matter of fact, yes I do.

Its a bit large for most of the elves, but Mrs. Claus seems to like it.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

As a matter of fact, yes I do.

Its a bit large for most of the elves, but Mrs. Claus seems to like it.

I don't believe in you.

 

[kakarot1992]

It's said that fat guys have small dicks, and Santa has a really big belly, so I wouldn't expect an anaconda dick. That doesn't mean he's not a good lover, size isn't everything after all.

 

[Mas1188]

Hmmm I think size matters! I'm not into small....

 

[theEasterBunny]

Does anyone really care about that sanctimonious old fart anymore?

 

[theEasterBunny]

I fuck like a jackrabbit.