I Wonder If Her Last Name Was Butz?

[Rumple Foreskin]

One and all,

Somebody left this blurb for their new novel on the message board of another writer site. Maybe it's just my strange sense of humor, but I thought it was funny as hell. RF

Karl meets Bertha, the girl of his dreams. But what looks like love is sometimes just a passing infatuation. Can the weight of Bertha’s love tip the scales in her favor, or will she plot revenge against the man whose love has gone cold? Bertha finds comfort and solace in the arms of her best friend and soon discovers that false rumor has the power to destroy a reputation. Love and madness reign in this unusual tale of sexual lust, greed, mental illness, and personal destruction set in turn-of-the-century Sweden and loosely based on a true story.

 

[ffreak]

But if she's Svenska, then wouldn't it be Berta Bakdel (butt=backdoor)?

-FF (or maybe you could get away with the mix: Bertha Bütz, which looks kindof amusing with the two little titty dots and the big dip to the bottom - I wonder if there are gender differences in Swedish vowels?)