I Won!!

[Kylan]

It's snowing here in the Midlands (UK)

Not nice snow ... the really nasty, mushy cold stuff.

BUT ...

I've just beaten the kids (two boys, 13 and 15) and the dog (5) in a race around the block, embarrassed Essa AND totally pissed off the neighbours because apparently we made too much noise.

Oh yeah ... I forgot, you lot have to play as well.

How did you win today?

 

[Daizie]

I'm the second person to post here on your thread. Where's my prize?

 

[done_got_old]

I won $500,000 dollars in the lottery.



























Oh, I was dreaming. Does that count?

 

[joeys-game]

raced Kylan round the block..beating him no problem, the crowd went wild..what an upset!!!!!!

 

[Kylan]

raced Kylan round the block..beating him no problem, the crowd went wild..what an upset!!!!!!

*laughs*

*throws a snowball at Joey, misses because Joey ducks, whizzes past Daizie as she curves to the side and hits DGO squarely on the ass*



Sorry DGO, it was Joey's and Daizie's fault.

 

[only_lj]

How on earth did you win the dog?
Be honest did you keep it on its lead and let the kids hold it?

 

[joeys-game]

*laughs*

*throws a snowball at Joey, misses because Joey ducks, whizzes past Daizie as she curves to the side and hits DGO squarely on the ass*



Sorry DGO, it was Joey's and Daizie's fault.

LMAO..Now your in trouble Ky..
Hey DGO..want me to hold him while you dunk him.. or whatever you like?

 

[Kylan]

How on earth did you win the dog?
Be honest did you keep it on its lead and let the kids hold it?

Nope, I won fair and square. The dog (a border collie) was so busy herding the kids, he forgot all about me.

I didn't plan it that way ... honest.

 

[done_got_old]

*laughs*

*throws a snowball at Joey, misses because Joey ducks, whizzes past Daizie as she curves to the side and hits DGO squarely on the ass*



Sorry DGO, it was Joey's and Daizie's fault.

You lied.........you were aiming at me all the time. Now I have to go and soak in the jacuzzi!

 

[Kylan]

LMAO..Now your in trouble Ky..
Hey DGO..want me to hold him while you dunk him.. or whatever you like?

Hey, stop trying to lead DGO astray, you bad, bad man.

Honest, DGO, it was all Joey's, Daizie's and only_lj's doing.

 

[Kylan]

You lied.........you were aiming at me all the time. Now I have to go and soak in the jacuzzi!

DGO!!

I'm truly shocked ... how could you plant an image of your body allowing the heat of a tub to reach like the tendrils of some sea creature into your warm body to draw the stresses of your day away.

But seeing as you started ...

 

[done_got_old]

DGO!!

I'm truly shocked ... how could you plant an image of your body allowing the heat of a tub to reach like the tendrils of some sea creature into your warm body to draw the stresses of your day away.

But seeing as you started ...

Too late, the scented water is waiting..........

 

[Kylan]

Too late, the scented water is waiting..........

Well, seeing as someone took the time to carve the tub from a monstrous piece of marbled granite, and fashion the water spigot so artfully in the shape of a swans neck; the taps, its wings; it would seem such a shame to waste it. But perhaps you'd like a little time to unwind, to just sit on the edge of the tub, maybe listen to the radio, before you slide into these silken bubbles?

 

[joeys-game]

maybe she would like a drink while she rests?

 

[Kylan]

maybe she would like a drink while she rests?

Of course ... damn you.

What would be your pleasure, DGO ... something chilled, perhaps?

 

[done_got_old]

Well, seeing as someone took the time to carve the tub from a monstrous piece of marbled granite, and fashion the water spigot so artfully in the shape of a swans neck; the taps, its wings; it would seem such a shame to waste it. But perhaps you'd like a little time to unwind, to just sit on the edge of the tub, maybe listen to the radio, before you slide into these silken bubbles?

That won't work either.

 

[BlueMorpho]

I didn't win nuthin' today, except a ring side seat to this interesting discussion.

 

[Kylan]

That won't work either.

What would work, I wonder?

I didn't win nuthin' today, except a ring side seat to this interesting discussion.

Oh, but you did.

 

[BlueMorpho]

Oh, but you did.

Yes, Kylan. Just now I did win an important piece of information.

 

[Kylan]

Yes, Kylan. Just now I did win an important piece of information.

Quit fluttering them jewels ...

At the moment, I'd reckon we're square ... you being the pretty one.

 

[BlueMorpho]

Quit fluttering them jewels ...

At the moment, I'd reckon we're square ... you being the pretty one.

That wasn't fluttering... I got something stuck in one of them. And just because you've got the skillet doesn't mean I have no means of doing damage.

 

[done_got_old]

I didn't win nuthin' today, except a ring side seat to this interesting discussion.

Geee, you're lucky!

 

[Kylan]

That wasn't fluttering... I got something stuck in one of them. And just because you've got the skillet doesn't mean I have no means of doing damage.

*dangles skillet ... walking backwards away*

 

[BlueMorpho]

*dangles skillet ... walking backwards away*

*advances, with eyes narrowed*

 

[Daizie]

Hey, stop trying to lead DGO astray, you bad, bad man.

Honest, DGO, it was all Joey's, Daizie's and only_lj's doing.

Pfft! I am blameless.