I won $2,500,000!!!

[tickledkitty]

No, really. Look:

SOUTH AFRICA WORLD CUP LOTTERY 2010

Lottery headquarters:
464, Braxton court,
Carlton, eastgate
Johannesburg.

Reference number: ZAR/2324514325/2010

Batch number: SAA/2008/ZAR

Congratulations. The South African football association, safa is proud to inform you that you have just won Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$2.500, 000.00).

This lottery is sponsored by South African football association, safa with fifty-six, 56 cooperate bodies.South Africa will be hosting the soccer world cup in the year 2010.this will be the first ever World Cup to be held in the continent of Africa. And we are celebrating this golden opportunity with this lottery.

We are also using this lottery to create awareness towards the hosting of the world cup in 2010 in South Africa.Don’t be surprise that you are one of our winners. The aims of this lottery are to surprise our winners.

However no previous notification is given before your email address was picked for this lottery. Generally email address are picked, the draws are processed by the computer through a special program that is special designed for this lottery, the program is known as Random Access Program (RAP)

This software picks email addresses from the internet and through a random process, picks the winners through their email address.

CLAIMING OF PRIZE

To claim your cash prize please contact the lottery manager MR. WILLIAMS BONGANI immediately with the following information:

Contact: MR. WILLIAMS BONGANI
Email: saa.worldcup2010@webmail.co.za

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned.

Congratulations!!!

Sincerely,
Mrs. Jennifer Douglass
Promotions manager
World cup 2010
South Africa

I know I was supposed to keep this confidential, but I figured it would be ok to tell a few friends. Y'all are my friends, right? Anyway, just wanted to share the happy news. What a way to start the new year, huh? I feel so lucky.

 

[am295]

but it says "Don’t be surprise that you are one of our winners."

so its no big deal-

 

[Safe_Bet]

No, really. Look:



I know I was supposed to keep this confidential, but I figured it would be ok to tell a few friends. Y'all are my friends, right? Anyway, just wanted to share the happy news. What a way to start the new year, huh? I feel so lucky.

Damn him! When you talk to Billy BONGANI, let him know that he owes me $2,500,001 in back child support for our 74 kids. The two timing pig!

 

[jomar]

Congrats! Party at your place!

 

[3113]

Wow. And you don't have to do anything special to claim the money right? I mean, you don't have to give them your social security number or a small fee right? Are you sure there's no African prince involved?

 

[elfin_odalisque]

TK, I was worried at first it might be a con as Billy seems to be using a Zambian mail address for an RSA project but after Safebet's explanation it's clear he's just dodging her rapacious demands. Don't blame him!

Are we having Cristal champagne at the winner's party - I'll buy a posh frock.

Truly, no-one deserves this more than you.

 

[3113]

TK, I was worried at first it might be a con as Billy seems to be using a Zambian mail address for an RSA project but after Safebet's explanation it's clear he's just dodging her rapacious demands. Don't blame him!

She could avoid e-mailing Billy altogether and just write to Lottery Headquarters. I'm sure that'd be allowed. Maybe directly to Jennifer Douglass?

 

[elfin_odalisque]

She could avoid e-mailing Billy altogether and just write to Lottery Headquarters. I'm sure that'd be allowed. Maybe directly to Jennifer Douglass?

Oh! 3113, didn't you read Billy's warning? TK has already breached security by telling her friends of her good luck (where is Marsh by the way in this?).

If she contacts Jennifer she will be guilty of the abuse he talks about. Better she flies to Zambia and explains to Billy that if he doubles the prize she can put a voodoo lit spell on Safe Bet.

 

[tickledkitty]

but it says "Don’t be surprise that you are one of our winners."

so its no big deal-

Um. What are you saying? Don't rain on my parade, man.

Jealous much?

 

[tickledkitty]

Oh! 3113, didn't you read Billy's warning? TK has already breached security by telling her friends of her good luck (where is Marsh by the way in this?).

If she contacts Jennifer she will be guilty of the abuse he talks about. Better she flies to Zambia and explains to Billy that if he doubles the prize she can put a voodoo lit spell on Safe Bet.

Look, I didn't breach security. It says not to make this public. It does not mention telling friends. I'm sure Mr. What's-his-name won't mind.

 

[3113]

Look, I didn't breach security. It says not to make this public. It does not mention telling friends. I'm sure Mr. What's-his-name won't mind.

That's right. All it says is that if you tell someone, they might try to claim to be you, taking the money before you even have a chance at it....

hmmmm....

"Hello, Mr. Bongani! I'm here for my prize money. Yes. Of course I'm tickledkitty...the one and only. See. I've her avatar and everything. Oh. No. Of course I didn't tell anyone about the surprise money. Not a soul!"

 

[Safe_Bet]

Oh! 3113, didn't you read Billy's warning? TK has already breached security by telling her friends of her good luck (where is Marsh by the way in this?).

If she contacts Jennifer she will be guilty of the abuse he talks about. Better she flies to Zambia and explains to Billy that if he doubles the prize she can put a voodoo lit spell on Safe Bet.

Think about the 74 children! If it wasn't for Andy the Spammer they wouldn't even have shoes! I'm sure that TK is sweet and kind enough to talk to Billy for me.

It's NOT about the money, BTW. I actually just hear from Ed McMahon that I've prolly won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes my own self!

 

[tickledkitty]

That's right. All it says is that if you tell someone, they might try to claim to be you, taking the money before you even have a chance at it....

hmmmm....

"Hello, Mr. Bongani! I'm here for my prize money. Yes. Of course I'm tickledkitty...the one and only. See. I've her avatar and everything. Oh. No. Of course I didn't tell anyone about the surprise money. Not a soul!"

. .

 

[tickledkitty]

Think about the 74 children! If it wasn't for Andy the Spammer they wouldn't even have shoes! I'm sure that TK is sweet and kind enough to talk to Billy for me.

It's NOT about the money, BTW. I actually just hear from Ed McMahon that I've prolly won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes my own self!

I'm thinking about you, dear, after 74 children. Good Lord, your uterus must be dragging the ground by now. Not to mention those tits.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I'm thinking about you, dear, after 74 children. Good Lord, your uterus must be dragging the ground by now. Not to mention those tits.

Every seen my Av? Those poor kids are STARVING!

 

[DesertPirate]

Thanks to you all, that was fun

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Safe Bet! Safe Bet! Forget Billy Bongani and TK is talking chickenfeed.

Snuggle up with me and we can look after your 740 deprived bambinos. Look at the mail I've just received;

From: Mr.Sung Johnson (sungliamjohnson11@verizon.net)

Taiwan Life Insurance Company Limited.
Taipei, Taiwan.
Good Day,
I have a business proposal of $7.6m for you. For more details contact me on this project?
Sincerely,
Mr.Sung Johnson.

Can you speak Chinese? I'm limited to Wun Hung Lo and the dentist, Too Thurty.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Safe Bet! Safe Bet! Forget Billy Bongani and TK is talking chickenfeed.

Snuggle up with me and we can look after your 740 deprived bambinos. Look at the mail I've just received;

From: Mr.Sung Johnson (sungliamjohnson11@verizon.net)

Taiwan Life Insurance Company Limited.
Taipei, Taiwan.
Good Day,
I have a business proposal of $7.6m for you. For more details contact me on this project?
Sincerely,
Mr.Sung Johnson.

Can you speak Chinese? I'm limited to Wun Hung Lo and the dentist, Too Thurty.

WOW! For $7.6m I'm going to start studying right now!

The only thing I'm a little concerned about though, is that Sung might have a brother named Hung and want to go for 741 (hey that rhymes!)! I'm really not that kind of chick, being a lesbian and all...

 

[elfin_odalisque]

WOW! For $7.6m I'm going to start studying right now!

The only thing I'm a little concerned about though, is that Sung might have a brother named Hung and want to go for 741 (hey that rhymes!)! I'm really not that kind of chick, being a lesbian and all...

From what I can find out, Mr Slung Johnson is a bit of a Willy Wonka with a very little slit eye. If he gets outa hand, we can always pot his noodles or break his chopstick.

 

[MarshAlien]

I'm always the last to know everything . . .

Nonetheless, I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

 

[am295]

Um. What are you saying? Don't rain on my parade, man.

Jealous much?

I am sorry, I am very jealous. I wish some random person would give me money.

 

[bb_peaks]

56 cooperate bodies

I just think it's neat they got 56 different bodies to cooperate

 

[tickledkitty]

I'm always the last to know everything . . .

Nonetheless, I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Sorry, honey. Slipped my mind. *shrugs*

 

[Safe_Bet]

Sorry, honey. Slipped my mind. *shrugs*

Keep an eye on her MA. I want to make sure that Billy BONGANI and her don't sneak off with the child support money for my 740 kids!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I'll be there in March. Want me to claim your prize for you personally ?