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I wish I hadn't had those two "one last beers" last night.
I wish you had them with me.![]()
I wish I were going out with someone other than who I am tonight
are we allowed to ask why on this thread?
I wish I had a hot date tonight.
Of course, cutie, you can ask.
The present company is soon to be past company, and I would rather be with future company than soon to be past company.
Did you follow that?
I did! I had to use my secret decoder ring, though.




I did! I had to use my secret decoder ring, though.
I did! I had to use my secret decoder ring, though.
You are using the wrong decoder ring.OMG! *stomps off, offended*
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OMG! *stomps off, offended*
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