I wish someone would play with me! :(

[Betticus]

Darnit. I'm bored and my cat won't come near me ever since I made her the miniature polished latex corseted catsuit!

She isn't taking well at all to her role as my sub.....

 

[babeegirl]

Darnit. I'm bored and my cat won't come near me ever since I made her the miniature polished latex corseted catsuit!

She isn't taking well at all to her role as my sub.....

Meow!

 

[LadyAria]

Darnit. I'm bored and my cat won't come near me ever since I made her the miniature polished latex corseted catsuit!

She isn't taking well at all to her role as my sub.....

You can't tame the pussy, if she doen't want to commit.

 

[Betticus]

Meow!

Ohohohohoh! you just flirted, I saw it! Too late to take it back!

 

[Betticus]

You can't tame the pussy, if she doen't want to commit.

That's what she thinks! I suspect that she's curled up on my bed right now taking a nap. I even put the little slave cage at the foot of the bed for her to sleep in but she's not quite understanding her role in the home yet!

She doesn't do dishes for shit either, just sits in the soapy water glaring at me!

*sigh* a doms work is never done...

 

[kiten69]

She doesn't do dishes for shit either, just sits in the soapy water glaring at me!

**petpetpet**...good Deathwish

 

[JazzManJim]

You definitely should not put on the latex until it's time to play.

 

[Betticus]

**petpetpet**...good Deathwish

I see! You only like me for my lil subbie kitten!

 

[Betticus]

You definitely should not put on the latex until it's time to play.

You obviously never put a latex corset on a cat before. They are all squiggly and just plain uncooperative. Even trying to bribe her with snacks doesn't help much.

 

[kiten69]

I see! You only like me for my lil subbie kitten!

Ummm...errrr...yeah that is it...just for Deathwish...no other reason

**walks away whistling innocently**

 

[kiten69]

Even trying to bribe her with snacks doesn't help much.

GIVE HER SALMON!

 

[babeegirl]

Ohohohohoh! you just flirted, I saw it! Too late to take it back!

I guess you caught me... and I was trying to be so discreet.

 

[Tuomas]

GIVE HER SALMON!

You just reminded me of an advertizement I saw for salmon-skin bikinis....

The things women wear these days....

 

[babeegirl]

You just reminded me of an advertizement I saw for salmon-skin bikinis....

The things women wear these days....

Hmmmm, salmon skin bikinis? Omega-3's are good for the skin. But I'm gonna go with the assumption that they don't smell so good when laying on the beach.

 

[Tuomas]

Hmmmm, salmon skin bikinis? Omega-3's are good for the skin. But I'm gonna go with the assumption that they don't smell so good when laying on the beach.

But you have to eat the Omega-3 to get any benefit from it. And you are not... wait! An endible bikini!! What a wonderful idea!

You are a genius!!

*runs off to the patent office*

 

[babeegirl]

But you have to eat the Omega-3 to get any benefit from it. And you are not... wait! An endible bikini!! What a wonderful idea!

You are a genius!!

*runs off to the patent office*

An edible fish bikini... hmmmm. i bet it would be good in the water considering.

 

[Tuomas]

An edible fish bikini... hmmmm. i bet it would be good in the water considering.

Well, not exactly made out of fish. I spend most of my day around fish, so more of it would not appeal to me. Maybe a half mellon and ... lettuce? Maybe trimmed cabbage leaf with nalka twine. If it doesn't go into water, there can be all kinds of cake concoctions...

Hehe, something that combines my two favorite things: women and cooking I just have to be careful not to put it in the oven while she's wearing it...

 

[Betticus]

Ummm...errrr...yeah that is it...just for Deathwish...no other reason

**walks away whistling innocently**

Like you've ever been innocent!

 

[Betticus]

GIVE HER SALMON!

She wants you to give her the salmon. Something about belly rubs I think?

 

[Betticus]

I guess you caught me... and I was trying to be so discreet.

I have these dom jedi mind powers that allow me to know what subbies are really up to!

 

[babeegirl]

I have these dom jedi mind powers that allow me to know what subbies are really up to!

Ooooo jedi mind powers, how do you get those?

 

[Betticus]

Ooooo jedi mind powers, how do you get those?

Years of intense training, alpha dom personality and a special kind of evilness coiled inside you waiting to reach out and swat a subbie on the butt!

 

[babeegirl]

Years of intense training, alpha dom personality and a special kind of evilness coiled inside you waiting to reach out and swat a subbie on the butt!

Ahhhh, i see how that relates to the jedi mind trick.

 

[Betticus]

Ahhhh, i see how that relates to the jedi mind trick.

Most people don't realize that in the movies the dark jedi were modeled after and inspired by BDSM Dominants!

 

[babeegirl]

Most people don't realize that in the movies the dark jedi were modeled after and inspired by BDSM Dominants!

I guess I was in the dark about that as well. Thanks for enlightening me.