I wish I had some rugs.

I have rugs.
Twice a year, when it's time to wash them, I wish I didn't have them.

Mind you - if I had some drugs before washing my rugs, and some hugs afterward....
 
Poptarts? You are kidding, right? I thought that they stopped making those years ago. I remember the chocolate ones from, say, 1976.
 
I have blueberry poptarts. I don't do rugs though. Sparks thinks that they're fancy puppy pads.
 
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