I Wish I Gave A Fuck.

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I wrote my Halloween story then hatched a much better story that includes the same theme and relevant facts. Generally speaking, rather than snare darkies for anatomical dissection, the medical student seduces her prey to her trap. But I cant care less if it gets written.

The guy thinks he's climbing in bed with Barbie, who's really Doctor Mengele.

LIT is such a toxic shit hole.
 
I wrote my Halloween story then hatched a much better story that includes the same theme and relevant facts. Generally speaking, rather than snare darkies for anatomical dissection, the medical student seduces her prey to her trap. But I cant care less if it gets written.

The guy thinks he's climbing in bed with Barbie, who's really Doctor Mengele.

LIT is such a toxic shit hole.

The premises of your syllogism seem sound, even if, in the case of the first, a bit compound, but I can't see how you arrive at the conclusion. It just doesn't seem to follow.
 
The premises of your syllogism seem sound, even if, in the case of the first, a bit compound, but I can't see how you arrive at the conclusion. It just doesn't seem to follow.

Accept it as a mystery that will forever elude your understanding.
 
I wrote my Halloween story then hatched a much better story that includes the same theme and relevant facts. Generally speaking, rather than snare darkies for anatomical dissection, the medical student seduces her prey to her trap. But I cant care less if it gets written.

The guy thinks he's climbing in bed with Barbie, who's really Doctor Mengele.

LIT is such a toxic shit hole.

The second version sounds like a a horror movie. Both sound like stories that would fascinate me if I read the blurb on the back cover, but too horrible for me to actually read. I hate suspense.
 
Accept it as a mystery that will forever elude your understanding.

Thanks, James; I love incomprehensible mysteries. But I expect, if I check out another thread or two of yours, I'll find the missing premises that lead logically to your conclusion.

Ultimately, though, I would honestly hope that you don't give up; you make some positive contributions for a old racist who smokes cigars and laughs at poor people.
 
The second version sounds like a a horror movie. Both sound like stories that would fascinate me if I read the blurb on the back cover, but too horrible for me to actually read. I hate suspense.
It needed sex so I came up with the idea of luring guinea pigs with sex then murdering them.

I have several horror stories involving snake handling, burning in barrels of kerosene, self amputations with double bladed axes, hangings, etc. One old gal is stabbed 65 times, and beaten with a bicycle chain. All based on true events.
 
Thanks, James; I love incomprehensible mysteries. But I expect, if I check out another thread or two of yours, I'll find the missing premises that lead logically to your conclusion.

Ultimately, though, I would honestly hope that you don't give up; you make some positive contributions for a old racist who smokes cigars and laughs at poor people.

And cripples.
 
It needed sex so I came up with the idea of luring guinea pigs with sex then murdering them.

I have several horror stories involving snake handling, burning in barrels of kerosene, self amputations with double bladed axes, hangings, etc. One old gal is stabbed 65 times, and beaten with a bicycle chain. All based on true events.

Violence stories aren't so bad, but when I know something bad is going to happen, and it's put off and off and off with lots of false scares, I don't handle it well. There's a fine line that I can't define where it's too scary. Yet I'll often read or watch some butchery fest and not worry in the least.

When I was a kid visiting my gram she used to watch "Sea Hunt" I would sometimes hide behind the couch until Mike Nelson got out of the shark infested water and back into his boat. I'm still like that.

I rented the original "Texas Chain Saw Massacre" a year or so ago. It wasn't a well made film at all, the production values sucked. Yet I felt the heat and humidity, I nearly brushed skeeters and flies way. I watched less than 15 minutes, and shut it off long before anything bad happened. Knowing that some kids were going to be terrified and then butchered was far worse than seeing it right off the bat.

Probably something to do with all the times my mom would say, "Wait until your father gets home ..." And knowing what he was going to happen when he did get home.
 
Sam? You have no cause to fuck with me.

If you don't like me put me on iggy and go away, stop acting worse than me.

Not fucking with you, JBJ. I'm one of your fans. Remember? (Well, I'm a fan of some of your writing anyway.) But you just sounded as though you were having a bad day. Of course, I could be wrong. :)
 
Not fucking with you, JBJ. I'm one of your fans. Remember? (Well, I'm a fan of some of your writing anyway.) But you just sounded as though you were having a bad day. Of course, I could be wrong. :)

You were wrong. I prolly never have a bad day tho I hate seeing taxes pissed away, the world kissing Muslim ass, and the bullshit at LIT.
 
You were wrong. I prolly never have a bad day tho I hate seeing taxes pissed away, the world kissing Muslim ass, and the bullshit at LIT.[/QUO

And I hate Samoans...Dirty, filthy Samoans....And midgets. Oh, do I hate me some midgets, always walking around looking up at you. And what are those tall midgets called?

People?

Yeah, people! I hate people, too. Having lives...existing. Fuck 'em!
 
Perhaps it would be unwise to laugh at them, James; they know where you live.:eek:

it would be unwise for you, but with me its like busting down the door of the tiger cage to get at the tiger. I don't advise it.
 
You were wrong. I prolly never have a bad day tho I hate seeing taxes pissed away, the world kissing Muslim ass, and the bullshit at LIT.[/QUO

And I hate Samoans...Dirty, filthy Samoans....And midgets. Oh, do I hate me some midgets, always walking around looking up at you. And what are those tall midgets called?

People?

Yeah, people! I hate people, too. Having lives...existing. Fuck 'em!


Oh youre my ideal except I like Samoans. Midgets do suck tho.
 
Please don't change. I consider you the dark pit of humanity and you are fascinating to watch.
 
I like my ending a lot. Its stunning for a horror story. So I may finish writing the tale and post it much later.
 
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