i will never get married

[LiFeNdEaTh]

but the day i do, it will be wit something like this fosure.

 

[islandman]

So she'll have you standing outside the front door while she takes a selfie for her boyfriend?

Dude, you can do better.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

If we're both not married when we're 90, I'll marry you.

 

[Aphro]

but the day i do, it will be wit something like this fosure.

And this is WHY you will never get married.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo40aTe_3JM

I FEEL UR PAIN

 

[CandiCame]

So she'll have you standing outside the front door while she takes a selfie for her boyfriend?

Dude, you can do better.

omg I didn't see the dude at her door. This is how creepypastas start.

I didn't see anything, really. My eyes were drawn to the focal point- which I'm pretty sure is what the photographer/model intended.

Also, I'm never getting married. Regardless of hotness. Hotness fades.