I will never again...

Iwna get into a relationship with a psychotic woman.....looks like I'll be alone forever. Lol
I will never again get into a relationship with a psychotic woman

...unless I am heavily medicated myself.

ummm,... anybody up for crazy-good sex???
 
Eat authentic ramen or udon. My body rejects it with every cell. It's not a pretty sight.
 
Use Tabasco (tm) as a sex lube.
Hot sex is one thing, but that was just unnecessary...
 
IWNA drink tequila with midgets at a naked jello wrestling tournament. Without making sure there were no video cameras around.
 
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