I will answer any question you ask me with an outright lie.

[superlittlegirl]

From that, you may or may not be able to deduce the truth.

Ask all the personal questions you want!

Who's first?

 

[honeylick]

when is rastapope going to bestow a sainthood upon you?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Did I masturbate today thinking of your hair tickling my thighs?

 

[medjay]

Have you ever committed a murder?

 

[Cerberus666]

can i come to supperhappyfunplace?

 

[superlittlegirl]

when is rastapope going to bestow a sainthood upon you?

Ooh, he already has. Don't ask what I'm the patron saint of, though.

 

[teddybear4play]

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

TB4p

 

[hogjack]

Um..

Paper or plastic?

Latex or vinyl?

 

[superlittlegirl]

Woman!

I definitely can't let myself think about you masturbating. That would be a terrible sin.

Did I masturbate today thinking of your hair tickling my thighs?

 

[superlittlegirl]

Yes.

But it was self defense, I swear.

Have you ever committed a murder?

 

[Ham Murabi]

When you're performing Gregorian chants, do they sound better when you have wads of tissue shoved up your nose?

 

[superlittlegirl]

Yes. Definitely. <-----------(the lie)

Dunno if you'd want to come if you knew where it was, though.

can i come to supperhappyfunplace?

 

[superlittlegirl]

Oh, definitely.

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

TB4p

 

[superlittlegirl]

Re: Um..

Paper, vinyl.

Paper or plastic?

Latex or vinyl?

 

[Cerberus666]

Yes. Definitely. <-----------(the lie)

Dunno if you'd want to come if you knew where it was, though.

i've been looking for a while but i'm skeptical as to its existence. perhaps you could throw a road map my way or something.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Always. But when I'm performing Gregorian chants, I've usually also got something shoved up somewhere else.

When you're performing Gregorian chants, do they sound better when you have wads of tissue shoved up your nose?

 

[superlittlegirl]

I don't have a map, but here's a clue. Don't say I didn't warn you.

i've been looking for a while but i'm skeptical as to its existence. perhaps you could throw a road map my way or something.

 

[Problem Child]

Did you get that diffuser off your faucet and did you use channel-locks to do it?

 

[honeylick]

Did you get that diffuser off your faucet and did you use channel-locks to do it?

i cant believe you remembered that bob.

 

[Cerberus666]

well you just shot that fantasy all to hell for me thanks. i'll be spending the rest of the night on the floor in the fetal position.
thanks.

 

[Problem Child]

i cant believe you remembered that bob.

You remembered it, didn't you?

 

[superlittlegirl]

I did get the diffuser off, and I did use the channel locks!

(I didn't decide to just install the filter on my bathroom faucet. No, not at all!)

Did you get that diffuser off your faucet and did you use channel-locks to do it?

 

[honeylick]

You remembered it, didn't you?

touche.
-smirk-

 

[superlittlegirl]

I feel absolutely terrible about that.

well you just shot that fantasy all to hell for me thanks. i'll be spending the rest of the night on the floor in the fetal position.
thanks.

 

[Cerberus666]

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!