I went overboard and came 11 times today.

[mdb913]

Pain.

 

[S-Des]

Pain.

Wait until your 40s. More than 4 or 5 is the same pain. You have my sympathies, but at least it was for a good cause.

 

[Guest]

mazel tov!

i hope it was fun

 

[mdb913]

I thought I was being a stud until the eighth one, then I just got incredulous. I looked down at my penis and yelled "What are you, a lead fucking pencil!? When you go down, stay down!!"

 

[3113]

I thought I was being a stud until the eighth one, then I just got incredulous. I looked down at my penis and yelled "What are you, a lead fucking pencil!? When you go down, stay down!!"

Have you thought of professional work If you can make it get up and stay up at your command, you'll have a lucrative future....

 

[AngelWilling]

viagra overdose?

 

[cumallday]

Which Lit stories were you reading?

 

[Vermilion]

Which Lit stories were you reading?

hee hee - that's what *I* want to know, too...
x
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[Selena_Kitt]

hee hee - that's what *I* want to know, too...
x
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inquiring minds wanna know!!

 

[rgraham666]

Is that you, Charley?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

That was one hard-working milking maching.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Vermilion]

inquiring minds wanna know!!

<threadjack>
Didya get my PM?
</threadjack>

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[mdb913]

The new "John Billionaire" series.

And I have no reason to take Viagra. I'm only 21, so I don't have dysfunction (obviously), and I have nobody to "share the love" with.

 

[Tom Collins]

The new "John Billionaire" series.

Bummer...I was hoping you'd say you were ODing on Tom Collins. *cheeky *

 

[3113]

I'm only 21..and I have nobody to "share the love" with.

I'm sure you're going to get plenty of offers to share that love now...especially if you include an AV of Mr. Overboard there

 

[mdb913]

I'm sure you're going to get plenty of offers to share that love now...especially if you include an AV of Mr. Overboard there

You don't know me very well, do you?

 

[DerelictionOfSanity]

I'm impressed. Last time I did something like that (my absolute record was 13, at age 18), I had a dull ache for days. Even on massively overboard days, now, I pretty much quit after seven (which seems not to produce any negative effects, although in order to achieve it, I sometimes have to OD on Tom Collins happy now, TC? )

 

[wickedyetcuddly]

Overboard?Thats my typical day......

 

[mdb913]

You ever jack off while laying on your back and inadvertently come on your face?

 

[gauchecritic]

You ever jack off while laying on your back and inadvertently come on your face?

Inadvertently? There's your story. About two Lit pages and three fantasies (flashbacks) culminating in your mom or sister (could be the same person dependant on history) catching you on the fourth whilst in the shower when she needs to pee.

 

[3113]

So, with these numbers I'm seeing...11 times, 13 times...I have to ask....just to satisfy my female curiosity and naiveté (any and all gentlemen feel free to chime in):

1) How long on average does a guy have to wait between times if he's young and able to, er, go overboard to the tune of 11 or more times?

2) How long on average does it take from wrapping the hand around Mr. Happy to getting it inadvertantly in the face if one is just jacking off repeatedly--and going overboard?

3) Would a guy be able to come this many times (do it 11 times) if a partner had been involved...or does one's hand demand less and get more than a partner's moist, pulsing, orgasming interior?

Might as well make good use of this thread for research purposes

 

[mdb913]

So, with these numbers I'm seeing...11 times, 13 times...I have to ask....just to satisfy my female curiosity and naiveté (any and all gentlemen feel free to chime in):

1) How long on average does a guy have to wait between times if he's young and able to, er, go overboard to the tune of 11 or more times?

2) How long on average does it take from wrapping the hand around Mr. Happy to getting it inadvertantly in the face if one is just jacking off repeatedly--and going overboard?

3) Would a guy be able to come this many times (do it 11 times) if a partner had been involved...or does one's hand demand less and get more than a partner's moist, pulsing, orgasming interior?

Might as well make good use of this thread for research purposes

1) If he's young, it might be anywhere from 10-30 minutes. If he's lucky, about five.

2) Really, it takes me FOREVER to get off. On average, it takes about 45 minutes from start to finish, and that's just for your standard orgasm, but intensity of the orgasm is luck of the draw. The second orgasm can be just a little less intense, but when you get to, say, the fourth or fifth, you can just forget about getting a lot of come and just concern yourself with the feeling.

3) I wouldn't know because I've never had a partner.

 

[john-the-author]

Is that you, Charley?

Haw haw haw haw! Well played, RG!

"<thwap> <thwap> <thwap>"

John

 

[DerelictionOfSanity]

1) If he's young, it might be anywhere from 10-30 minutes. If he's lucky, about five.

2) Really, it takes me FOREVER to get off. On average, it takes about 45 minutes from start to finish, and that's just for your standard orgasm, but intensity of the orgasm is luck of the draw. The second orgasm can be just a little less intense, but when you get to, say, the fourth or fifth, you can just forget about getting a lot of come and just concern yourself with the feeling.

3) I wouldn't know because I've never had a partner.

1) That's about right, although once you go beyond 5 to 7 times, it starts taking longer.

2) Anywhere from 10 minutes to 45 minutes, depending on level of stimulation and number of previous orgasms, etc. And I've never inadvertantly come on my face. Many men don't generally shoot that far. I actually find that I have a greater discharge on the third or fourth time, sometimes.

3) I wouldn't know from personal experience, either, but I would imagine that you could come that many times with a partner, though at that point there would be two people feeling sore and achy the next day.

 

[Kev H]

Sorry if this is a distasteful dose of reality (that sounds really bad, given the context, but bear with me). The most I orgasmed with a woman was 8 times, over about an 8 hour period. It was a damn lot of work, and she was nearly a unique (in my experience) female, because she always knew how to up the stimulation in time with my horniness--in short, we were on the same wavelength (and if you are curious, I believe she only came 3-4 times, but she was having so much fun playing that she just couldn't stop--she was 7 years older than me, and I was in prime shape from playing soccer in college). *reminisces*

Oh! *blinks* You're still here? Well the dose of reality comes from the mentioning of the obvious--that orgasming takes a tremendous amount of concentration/will, and so it's virtually impossible to come more than 3-4 times in a reasonably short time span (less than 3 hours, say). The coordination of stimulation and thought to the orgasmic level is nearly impossible when you are focusing on a partner, or your partner isn't completely in tune with you (ie, 99% of the time). If the woman isn't new, you can cut that average number down to 1-2, and if you are married to her, you're lucky to have 1 of any meaningful strength.