I went back to school tonight

Sillyman

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I'm taking Microeconomics and Business Math.

My microeconomics teacher is on faculty loan from a larger college. He speaks four languages, although English isn't his first one. He has an accent I would almost describe as Slavic. Of course it could be something else entirely. He has a lazy eye, so one swivels faster than the other one. He also uses these big hand gestures. He places emphasise on everything as if this were a pep rally when just describing the most minute things, like grading policy. He also has the oddest word choices. He said he would "first build us scratch, a foundation, and then accelerate," with hand gestures following the mixed metaphors. I had to do deep breathing exercises not to start laughing.


My Business Math teacher teaches part time to supplement his income from his own manufacturing business. This guy is the apotheosis of mild mannered. Basing from what he said in class, I would say he's about 40 something years old, although he certainly doesn't look it. He's short, very bald, wears glasses, and has soft features. He said it was his first time teaching the class, and he seemed nervous about it. He seemed like a very nice person though.
 
Sillyman said:
I'm taking Microeconomics and Business Math.

My microeconomics teacher is on faculty loan from a larger college. He speaks four languages, although English isn't his first one. He has an accent I would almost describe as Slavic. Of course it could be something else entirely. He has a lazy eye, so one swivels faster than the other one. He also uses these big hand gestures. He places emphasise on everything as if this were a pep rally when just describing the most minute things, like grading policy. He also has the oddest word choices. He said he would "first build us scratch, a foundation, and then accelerate," with hand gestures following the mixed metaphors. I had to do deep breathing exercises not to start laughing.


My Business Math teacher teaches part time to supplement his income from his own manufacturing business. This guy is the apotheosis of mild mannered. Basing from what he said in class, I would say he's about 40 something years old, although he certainly doesn't look it. He's short, very bald, wears glasses, and has soft features. He said it was his first time teaching the class, and he seemed nervous about it. He seemed like a very nice person though.

What is the interest rate on a faculty loan? Just curious.
 
6%. Generally taken out of the given teacher's life expectancy after seeing how stupid vocational school students can be.
 
I'm actually kind of jealous. It's feels weird not having to go back this year.
 
Of course it's perfectly normal to have a pair of man boobs tell you they are taking microeconomics. I'm hoping eventually my boobs can move into a political advisory position.

I can see how it would be weird, yeah.
 
Sillyman said:
Of course it's perfectly normal to have a pair of man boobs tell you they are taking microeconomics. I'm hoping eventually my boobs can move into a political advisory position.

I can see how it would be weird, yeah.

I thought they were 'bitch tits'
 
Me too

I started back tonight with Macroeconomics and Family Dynamics

All told it ought to be interesting.
 
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