I was the only one left on the planet after the Holocaust, eh?

"Fleshy-headed Mutant, are you friend or foe?"

  • Friend

    Votes: 4 40.0%
  • "No way, eh? Radiation has made me an enemy of civilization!" (foe)

    Votes: 6 60.0%

  • Total voters
    10

Lasher

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I've decided that in the future I'll fuck up all polls at least once.

The earth had been, like, devastated by nuclear war. Like, Russia blew up the US and the US blew up Russia.

Lucky for me I'd been off-planet on vacation at the time of the war. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked, so I spent most of my time looking for beer.

One day I was out looking for a nice place to build a city for my children when I spotted a mutant in the forbidden zone. I landed my vehicle to pursue and destroy this genetic freak before he could warn other mutants in the underground caves. I was kind of like a one man force, eh, like Charlton Heston in Omega Men, did you see that?
 
"Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED! And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges."
 
Great movie

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tortoise said:
"Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED! And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges."
Better movie:

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Hosers.

TB4p
 
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