i was out predicting history

neci

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when an armadillo ran me over.

he told me to take more care in crossing roads.
 
Were you flashing your tits when you distracted this Armadillo causing him to run you over? :rolleyes:
 
only some cleavage. i think. i wasn't really paying attention.
 
they are both very tough little guys, but i have to side with the armadillo. sorry.
 
They're kind of scary looking! I've never seen one in real life, though.
 
They're kind of scary looking! I've never seen one in real life, though.

turtle-rabbit

Eddie (the rescued echidna who lives in the yard) says you are biased.

tell him i wish him a happy, healthy life filled with lots of grubs. i am biased, but for him, i will make an exception. armadillos will rule the world, long after humans are gone. then they will be eaten.
 
Could the armadillo tell the future? He might have been plotting the entire time...
 
turtle-rabbit



tell him i wish him a happy, healthy life filled with lots of grubs. i am biased, but for him, i will make an exception. armadillos will rule the world, long after humans are gone. then they will be eaten.

In fairness, Eddie was hit by a large 4-wheel drive, so he may be head-injured.
 
They're kind of scary looking! I've never seen one in real life, though.

Their faces look like Piglet's, from Winnie The Pooh. My ex and I were hiking in someplace in Florida...Payne's Prairie, maybe? And we saw them for the first time. We were calling them "steel pigs." They hop away on all fours and dive into tunnels when you get too close.
 
Their faces look like Piglet's, from Winnie The Pooh. My ex and I were hiking in someplace in Florida...Payne's Prairie, maybe? And we saw them for the first time. We were calling them "steel pigs." They hop away on all fours and dive into tunnels when you get too close.

they are awesome.
 
they are awesome.

I love them. Another time in FL, at night, I was walking from the classroom to my bunk and one walked right up to me. He got within like four feet and I said, "Hey, fool, I'm a big dangerous predator!" and he dove under some stairs. So I patted his back, just to see what they feel like. Sort of like bone covered in leather with short bristly hair.
 
They're kind of scary looking! I've never seen one in real life, though.

Armadillos are pretty harmless, unless provoked. I think they are kind of neat looking. It is the leathery shell cover that give some people the woolies.

The only reason to fear one is their reputation for carrying leprosy.
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the armadillo it could be done! :D

(In Florida we would substitute "possum" . . . possums have sadly poor timing . . .)
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the armadillo it could be done! :D

(In Florida we would substitute "possum" . . . possums have sadly poor timing . . .)

Possums have absolutely perfect timing!
They race out from the long grass on the edge of the road at PRECISELY the second my left front tyre reaches the same spot!

(I always stop and check for young, just so you know.)
 
possums are freaky fuckers. have you ever seen them fight? scared the crap out of me. they have this scream. *shudder*
 
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