I was just about to log off

[CandiCame]

But the funniest fucking thing just happened. Bri got a wig because she's pissed at her hair and she put it on and the dog legit FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. He started screaming and barking and fucking hiding under the kitchen table. So I assumed he didn't like it. Because he is very fashionable. So she takes it off and he comes out like he's fine. And that when I realized... I think he legit thinks it's a different person. This stupid bitch has seen me cosplay, wtf? So I put the wig on- he's fine.

She takes it from me, puts it on, and he FLIPS HIS FUCKING SHIT, terrified. She takes it off- right in front of him, mind you, and he's fine. Puts it on, again, right in front of him, and he FREAKS THE FUCK OUT. He's so terrified of this wig, omg. I don't know what we're gonna do. It's too mean. I don't wanna freak him out.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol..

 

[Debbie]

Dogs are funny. My dog hated the vacuum cleaner.

I think he'd been mistreated by one as a puppy. He was a rescue and he never got over it. He'd hide by me and was a crossbreed as big as a lab.

Otherwise he was a great guard dog.

 

[CandiCame]

Sparks is a good guard dog inasmuch as he WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP and he's really super loud. But as far as actually... I dunno, attacking or anything I don't really see that happening. He functions as an alarm. But a really annoying alarm that goes off if there's a squirrel on the porch.

 

[Debbie]

Hah. One of my dogs was a lovely staffordshire bull terrier. She was an adult rescue. Delightful with everybody. Even when I had a newborn. She would sit under his bassinet and howl if he cried. When baby was a toddler some ning nong had left the gate open and I was in the kitchen, looked out the window to see the dog pulling him back in by his clothes.

But we used to joke that if burglars broke in she wouldn't do anything til they tried to move her off her favourite spot.

 

[Liar]

Real hair wig or fake? Mabe it smelled of other people. Dogs are into sniffing.

 

[CandiCame]

Real hair wig or fake? Mabe it smelled of other people. Dogs are into sniffing.

Whow- I never thought of that. I bet that's what it was.

Smart little rodent.

 

[John Doe]

Sparks is a good guard dog inasmuch as he WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP and he's really super loud. But as far as actually... I dunno, attacking or anything I don't really see that happening. He functions as an alarm. But a really annoying alarm that goes off if there's a squirrel on the porch.

then he's not s guard dog. he's an alarm dog.

 

[eric60red]

Sparks is a good guard dog inasmuch as he WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP and he's really super loud. But as far as actually... I dunno, attacking or anything I don't really see that happening. He functions as an alarm. But a really annoying alarm that goes off if there's a squirrel on the porch.

He needs some training, so he knows squirrels will not hurt you

 

[SigmundFraud]

Your dog is possessed. It is a rare thing but it occasionally happens.

Call the Vatican.

 

[girlsmiley]

Naww. He loves her the way she is.

 

[CandiCame]

He needs some training, so he knows squirrels will not hurt you

I don't think that he thinks they'll hurt us. I think his line of thought is more along the lines of, "HEY! HEY! THERE'S STUFF OUT THERE!! HEY! OMG!! DID YOU GUYS SEE THE THING!? WITH THE TAIL!? DID YOU SEE THE THING!? HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY THE OUTSIDE DOGS ARE OUT THERE! HEY GUYS! HEY GUYS COME IN THE HOUSE! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING! DID YOU SEE THAT THING!? THAT THING WITH THE TAIL!? HEY GUYS COME INSIDE THERE'S A TINY DOOR! HEY! HEY GUYS! HEY GUYS! WAIT, I'LL COME ON THE PORCH! OH MY GOD THE THINGS RAN AWAY! THOSE WERE COOL THO, RIGHT! MAYBE IF WE SIT HERE AND SCREAM FOR THEM THEY'LL COME BACK! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY THINGS WITH TAILS! HEY FLUFFY THINGS! COME HERE! COME HERE! HEY!"

Because very frequently he does shit like that and the two dogs we have who refuse to come in the house just kinda look at him like, "I think he might have some kind of major learning disability."

And then he's like, "Oh my god, you guys have to see my new vest. I'm gonna go get it. You stay here and scream at the fluffy things until they come back. Great plan right? I'm a genius."

 

[Debbie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaAxzIFgNso&list=PL06FEFD9E2D5F70C7

 

[eric60red]

I don't think that he thinks they'll hurt us. I think his line of thought is more along the lines of, "HEY! HEY! THERE'S STUFF OUT THERE!! HEY! OMG!! DID YOU GUYS SEE THE THING!? WITH THE TAIL!? DID YOU SEE THE THING!? HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY THE OUTSIDE DOGS ARE OUT THERE! HEY GUYS! HEY GUYS COME IN THE HOUSE! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING! DID YOU SEE THAT THING!? THAT THING WITH THE TAIL!? HEY GUYS COME INSIDE THERE'S A TINY DOOR! HEY! HEY GUYS! HEY GUYS! WAIT, I'LL COME ON THE PORCH! OH MY GOD THE THINGS RAN AWAY! THOSE WERE COOL THO, RIGHT! MAYBE IF WE SIT HERE AND SCREAM FOR THEM THEY'LL COME BACK! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY THINGS WITH TAILS! HEY FLUFFY THINGS! COME HERE! COME HERE! HEY!"

Because very frequently he does shit like that and the two dogs we have who refuse to come in the house just kinda look at him like, "I think he might have some kind of major learning disability."

And then he's like, "Oh my god, you guys have to see my new vest. I'm gonna go get it. You stay here and scream at the fluffy things until they come back. Great plan right? I'm a genius."

LOL very amusing, we used to have 7 Grey squirrels who had a nest in the eaves of our house, they were a nuisance. We had who cats who used to creep up on them, the squirrels would wait until they were close to them and about to ponce, then they would all scarper. The little blitters