I was having a discussion about evolution vs. creationism at work today...

[Problem Child]

...with this guy, and he was claiming there is all this scientific evidence for the existence of God, see.

So I'm doing my work, trying to concentrate on this project and he keeps yammering away, and I was having a hard time concentrating.

I finally got sort of pissed and said "Fuck, Darrell...you sound like Todd!"

So he stops and goes, "Todd, who the hell is Todd?"

I said, "Nevermind", and smiled and walked away.

I am officially a Literotica fucking freakazoid.

Please shoot me with a large caliber hollow-point bullet.

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

There's a mighty big difference between proving that Jesus existed and God exists. Jesus may have very lived on this earth at one time.

This wasn't supposed to be an actual discussion, but rather a vehicle for me to relate how pathetic my life has become.

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

You think that's bad, ask Manu how many times a day I interrupt his work to tell him something I read on the BB. One of these days, I think he's going to put one of those parental blocking programs on my computer to try to stop me from visiting Literotica myself.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

I talk to CARVILLE all day long. Actually he talks to me. I talk at him, but it's hard to get a damn word in edgewise. You almost got to kick his ass.

 

[RisiaSkye]

PC, I feel your pain

Laurel--I do the same thing! My husband doesn't even visit here very often, and he knows many of you by your screennames. So pathetic.

And, PC, I've actually pulled up BB screens at work to have coworkers read them. Some of them now follow it all, too.

Net and RL crossover. It was bound to happen.
It's like product placement in movies. The potential's always been there, lurking just beneath the surface.

 

[Todd]

...with this guy, and he was claiming there is all this scientific evidence for the existence of God, see.

So I'm doing my work, trying to concentrate on this project and he keeps yammering away, and I was having a hard time concentrating.

I finally got sort of pissed and said "Fuck, Darrell...you sound like Todd!"

So he stops and goes, "Todd, who the hell is Todd?"

I said, "Nevermind", and smiled and walked away.

I am officially a Literotica fucking freakazoid.

Please shoot me with a large caliber hollow-point bullet.

That was so funny it brought a tear to my eyes.

sorry I had that effect on you

 

[*bratcat*]

And I thought I was the only one!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hmmmmm.

*picks up the .45*

No...

*carefully places the .45 back in the vault and picks up the .44*

Hmmmm.

*inspects it, considering*

No...

*puts the .44 back and picks up the Desert Eagle .50 and smiles*

Only the best for my buddy.

*roots through the ammo, looking for .50 cal hollowpoints*

Well shit.

*puts the .50 back sadly and picks up the Super Soaker*

Hold still, PC darlin', this is gonna hurt.

*shoots PC with a heavy caliber (nutella) hollowpoint (watered down) liquid bullet*

Feel better?

*gigglesnort*

You look, ahh

*chortle*

er

*giggle*

good. Yeah. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA OH shit!!!

*runs like hell yelling* How was I to know you didn't mean it literally!!!!!!!

 

[Problem Child]

If I eat enough Nutella, would my cum start to taste like hazelnut?

Would I develop a deep bronze hue?

Would you lick me for hours to get your Nut. fix?

please?

 

[Pyper]

Oh yeah, well get this: I can't even escape Lit in my sleep. The other night I had a dream that Todd was stalking me.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

You think that was a dream?




Muhuhuhahahahaha

 

[Pyper]

 

[lavender]

 

[Pyper]

I wish it was you stalking me in the dream too, Lavy! Infatuation, hardly. It was more like a nightmare (sorry, Todd).

 

[Todd]

sniffles