I was born ...

[Dietrich K.]

... in the house my father built - Richard Nixon

... a poor black boy. - Steve Martin

... in a house with the television always on. - Talking Heads

 

[peachykeen]

a poor black child.

Trust me, I just watched it.

 

[mokum13]

Drie hoog achter op de bloemgracht - Harry Slinger

(three high, behind, at the Bloemgracht)

 

[agezinder]

...in a time of fury, of the violence they have created. - Evangeline

 

[Dietrich K.]

... in a trunk in Pocatella, Idaho. - Judy Garland

 

[PolythenePam]

...in the backseat of a Greyhound Bus, rollin' down Highway 41.
Allman Brothers

 

[Thrillhouse]

...in a manger in Bethlehem. My mother, Mary, had been raped by a Roman soldier.

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=79&art_id=vn20021224062836499C553301&set_id=1

 

[Shadowann2]

...under a wandering star...

 

[ma_guy]

..under a bad sign,
I been down since I begin to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all.

-- Albert King

 

[Saytur]

in a cross-fire hurricane - Stones/Frampton/etc

 

[someplace]

...under a wandering star...

THAT's what I was going to say!

 

[Guest]

"....with 6 toes on each foot" The guy that stole my cherry, my school lunch and third base.

 

[Thrillhouse]

...with two tongues.

 

[teddybear4play]

. . . on a pirate ship.

TB4p

 

[Liontamr]

Damn! How lame am I? I was merly born in a hospital.

*shakes head in shame that I wasn't born in a Pinto*

 

[deliciously_naughty]

in concord mass, screaming a warning that the british were coming

 

[Ice Cold]

... to die.

(some one had to be the morbid one)

 

[Nora]

in concord mass, screaming a warning that the british were coming

Interestingly enough, so was I. Ralph Waldo Emerson Hospital, to be precise.

Well, I didn't scream about the British. I don't think.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

What a kowinkydink! I was born, too!

Small world..

 

[Nora]

What a kowinkydink! I was born, too!

Small world..

You lie like a rug, Miss Jackson!

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Well, I didn't hatch!

 

[seXieleXie]

on the other side, before the town ripped in two. and no matter how hard i try, i end up black and blue.

-Hedwig & the Angry Inch