I was 10 feet from Madonna today...

[GratefulFred]

....and do you think she stopped her white Limo and offer me some cocaine? No!

...a blow job? Nope!

...told me to step inside her Limo and sing her some stupid made up song? Fat chance!

I guess getting stoned, blown and acting goofy I can do with any literotica lady but jumping into celebrity status is just beyond my reach.

Poor Freddy feels rejected...boo hoo

By the way I heard she was looking to set up some Kaballa center. Like what's that?

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

I was 10 feet from Madonna today...

We all have our troubles. You will just have to try harder if you want to avoid these unfortunate episodes.

 

[GratefulFred]

We all have our troubles. You will just have to try harder if you want to avoid these unfortunate episodes.

Tomorrow I am going out with loose fitting jeans. If I just could've gotten my pants down in time I am sure Madonna would've stopped in time.

Thanks for your concern Snooper. See you tonight at the turkish bath house at the usual time...oops!