I want to write a new story...

[Lovepotion69]

...but I think I've forgotten what sex is like.

 

[Liar]

...but I think I've forgotten what sex is like.

Offers-of-reminders-riot in 3...2...1

 

[Trinique_Fire]

...but I think I've forgotten what sex is like.

for a while i thought i forgot too, but it only took massive amounts of masturbation.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

...but I think I've forgotten what sex is like.

I haven't been to bed with a woman in over a decade. I have definitely forgotten what it is like. I still write a pretty mean story from time to time.

 

[rgraham666]

...but I think I've forgotten what sex is like.

You never forget. I had my first session in years a few months ago. Everything still worked.

Although getting her out of the handcuffs was tricky since I broke the key.

 

[arienette]

for a while i thought i forgot too, but it only took massive amounts of masturbation.

I could fix that.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

You never forget. I had my first session in years a few months ago. Everything still worked.

Although getting her out of the handcuffs was tricky since I broke the key.

Rob, you are soooo suave and debonair.

LP, don't sweat the small stuff. I'd guess-timate that 90% of sex scenes written for Lit would qualify the story as, Fantasy.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[TriggerHippie]

...but I think I've forgotten what sex is like.

<laughing> It's like riding a bike ...

... on cobble stones.

Luck with the story.

 

[Lovepotion69]

You never forget. I had my first session in years a few months ago. Everything still worked.

Although getting her out of the handcuffs was tricky since I broke the key.

LOL That's a priceless quote! Maybe I should have it in my sigline..

 

[Lovepotion69]

LP, don't sweat the small stuff. I'd guess-timate that 90% of sex scenes written for Lit would qualify the story as, Fantasy.

Rumple Foreskin

Rumple, yeah I guess I should still be able to write a decent story, considering my previous ones weren't exactly counted from memory...*cough cough*


Trinique_Fire, masturbation, what's that? Geesh, it hit me last night I haven't done that either in a few weeks. Just been too tired. Then I was going to but fell asleep...