I want to work next to her

[soflabbwlvr]

If someone had posted this as a story, I would have considered it too ridiculous to read. Click

 

[PennLady]

It is ridiculous... It sounds odd to me, but hey, there are all kinds of things we don't know about the human body... still. Weird.

 

[hottchic]

If someone had posted this as a story, I would have considered it too ridiculous to read. Click

Personally having been to Brazil several times, I have found that most Brazilians tend to be much more sexually liberated than most americans.

Personally I would much prefer a sexually liberated co-worker than an analy retentive ass hole.

 

[Guest]

Well said

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[stephen55]

Nicely said hotchic, but the real question is does she get a cigarette afterwards?

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to 47 times a day," she said.

...cough...

 

[hottchic]

Nicely said hotchic, but the real question is does she get a cigarette afterwards?

That cracked me up LOL

 

[hottchic]

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to 47 times a day," she said.

...cough...

Well if I were her co-worker I would be like, that must be tiring masturbating 47 times a day, do you need some help with that, I mean I have fingers and a tongue as well

 

[stephen55]

Well if I were her co-worker I would be like, that must be tiring masturbating 47 times a day, do you need some help with that, I mean I have fingers and a tongue as well

Stress relief in the workplace. Help your fellow workers enjoy a better, more productive day.

Well...maybe not more productive...but better...

 

[lovecraft68]

So when she get's carpal tunnel will she be able to collect workman's comp?

 

[Handley_Page]

Stress relief in the workplace. Help your fellow workers enjoy a better, more productive day.

Well...maybe not more productive...but better...

Love it.
LOL

would she be in line of Repetitive Strain Injury ?

 

[stephen55]

So when she get's carpal tunnel will she be able to collect workman's comp?

Carpal tunnel syndrome and repetitive strain injury only effect those who are unhappy about their job.

I don't think that this case will apply.

Maybe the repetitive turning of the necks of fellow workers...

 

[estragon]

Since most office work is mental masturbation anyway, why not the real thing (pun definitely intended)?

 

[hottchic]

Well if I worked in that office, I would know who to go for, for the best porn

 

[soflabbwlvr]

Well if I worked in that office, I would know who to go for, for the best porn

Just don't borrow any of her desk supplies. They might be hard to hold onto.

 

[TE999]

"I know you start work at 8:00AM Ana, what time do you get off?"

"Let's see, 8:10, 8:20, 8:30........."

 

[lisa123414]

"I know you start work at 8:00AM Ana, what time do you get off?"

"Let's see, 8:10, 8:20, 8:30........."

no kidding, 47 times a day equates to about every 20 mins (assuming 16 waking hours in a day - 16 wanking hours?)

so maybe somebody can design an exercise ball with a sybian?

yeow! if only that were pc

 

[TE999]

no kidding, 47 times a day equates to about every 20 mins (assuming 16 waking hours in a day - 16 wanking hours?)

so maybe somebody can design an exercise ball with a sybian?

yeow! if only that were pc

What she really needs are one of those remote control clit stimulators so she'd have both hands free for work and her fingers wouldn't get all wrinkly.

 

[lisa123414]

What she really needs are one of those remote control clit stimulators so she'd have both hands free for work and her fingers wouldn't get all wrinkly.

ohh please, I bet nobody ever got wrinkly fingers from pussy - perhaps it is my lack of experience but really?

 

[TE999]

ohh please, I bet nobody ever got wrinkly fingers from pussy - perhaps it is my lack of experience but really?

If anyone has wrinkly fingers, it's her. Being wet all day will do that...kinda like staying in the swimming pool for hours.

 

[hottchic]

If anyone has wrinkly fingers, it's her. Being wet all day will do that...kinda like staying in the swimming pool for hours.

Like I said before, what she needs are understanding co-workers who would be prepared to help her out. Like everything else where sex is concerned, masturbation is always more fun when it's done with a friend.

 

[TE999]

Like I said before, what she needs are understanding co-workers who would be prepared to help her out. Like everything else where sex is concerned, masturbation is always more fun when it's done with a friend.

More to the point, done to a friend, and vice versa.